My Valentine

[T-Bone _]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1783216' date='Feb 16 2009, 10:13 PM']I have some ridiculously good looking friends who are single. They're not all taken.[/quote]

It's been said that I look ridiculous...

Is that close enough?

[rachael]

kafka.....stop being a d[font="Arial"]am[/font]n wuss.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1783218' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:21 PM']Well thank you [/quote]
I was talking about the ladies actually......... Should have been more specific.

[Paddington]

[quote name='dauntingknight' post='1782784' date='Feb 16 2009, 07:30 PM']LOOK FOR A WEDDING RING!!!!!
'Cause I know somebody who asked a another girl who was already married.[/quote]

Yea, but what if it turns out to be just an engagement ring? He's still gotta roll the dice.

[dominicansoul]

kafka,

just print out these pages and show them to her...

she'll either back away slowly and run, or be complimented that she was the subject of a lively thread on the "lame" board.....

[MIKolbe]

Kafka-

do this

1) take off glasses and put contacts on.
2) do something with your hair
3) walk over
4) say hello and make small talk
5) be charming, cute, humorous, and a little coy.
6) walk away


Do 1-6 one or two more times within a week.

Next week.

complete steps 1-5
6) ask her if she would like to get some coffee or go to a movie.
7) she will agree.
8) smile and be happy


if i need to explain it more or go further, lemmeno.

WHATEVER you do.. WHATEVER you do...































don't listen to XIX.

[Nihil Obstat]

Kafka, do this:

Put on a traditional African hat and robe.
Proceed to do three seperate rain dances and one hail dance, for good measure.
Bring an umbrella.
Roast two chickens.
Eat one (who doesn't love chicken?), put the other in a container.
Put the container in a backpack (which has your conveniently folded umbrella).
Pack mints in your backpack.
Buy surveillance equipment.
Stake out the girl for three weeks to two months and see where she goes.
Repeat steps one and two if they worked the first time.
Brush your teeth. (Nobody likes bad breath)
Conveniently place yourself in her routine path as the rain and hail starts.
Gallantly offer your umbrella.
If she's hungry, offer the roasted chicken.
Eat a mint, just in case your toothpaste smell is gone.
Casually ask her out.

Endgame.

[kafka]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1783218' date='Feb 17 2009, 12:21 AM']Well thank you [/quote]
as if they are tied up in ribbons & bows just for you

[quote name='rachael' post='1783293' date='Feb 17 2009, 06:21 AM']kafka.....stop being a d[font="Arial"]am[/font]n wuss.[/quote]
oh shush.

[quote name='Paddington' post='1783362' date='Feb 17 2009, 10:10 AM']Yea, but what if it turns out to be just an engagement ring? He's still gotta roll the dice. [/quote]
L'audace, l'audace,
toujours l'audace!



[quote name='dominicansoul' post='1783412' date='Feb 17 2009, 11:47 AM']kafka,

just print out these pages and show them to her...

she'll either back away slowly and run, or be complimented that she was the subject of a lively thread on the "lame" board.....[/quote]
out of the question. Explaining the lame board defies definition.

[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1783414' date='Feb 17 2009, 11:55 AM']WHATEVER you do.. WHATEVER you do...































don't listen to XIX.

[/quote]
ok.

[XIX]

[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1783414' date='Feb 17 2009, 12:55 PM']Kafka-
don't listen to XIX.

[/quote]
iawtc.

Edited February 17, 2009 by XIX

[picchick]

oh my gosh...after this thread if you don't ask this girl out then you will have let all us down.

But seriously, even if she is dating or engaged she will be thinking that she is attractive to other people

[kafka]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1783431' date='Feb 17 2009, 12:25 PM']Kafka, do this:

Put on a traditional African hat and robe.
Proceed to do three seperate rain dances and one hail dance, for good measure.
Bring an umbrella.
Roast two chickens.
Eat one (who doesn't love chicken?), put the other in a container.
Put the container in a backpack (which has your conveniently folded umbrella).
Pack mints in your backpack.
Buy surveillance equipment.
Stake out the girl for three weeks to two months and see where she goes.
Repeat steps one and two if they worked the first time.
Brush your teeth. (Nobody likes bad breath)
Conveniently place yourself in her routine path as the rain and hail starts.
Gallantly offer your umbrella.
If she's hungry, offer the roasted chicken.
Eat a mint, just in case your toothpaste smell is gone.
Casually ask her out.

Endgame.[/quote]
brilliant, well maybe pseudo-brilliant.

sorry no. I will not follow that plan since it sounds like something Hassan would do.