Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) That's right women, I'm calling you bluff I spend most of my Saturdays on my back, with my feat in the air, in mild discomfort for 18+ hours and I don't even get a baby out of it. So what's the big deal when women do it? Plus you get all sorts of free stuff and your judband has to open doors and get stuff for you. Plus you have an excuse for being out of shape. I sure wish I had someone to open doors for me, get me food whenever I craved it, and could get over weight without anyone being able to give be greif over it Please don't hurt me Yo wouldn't kill a man with three kitties to feed would you? I'll do tricks for you Everyone should accecpt constructive criticism JUST KIDDING! Perhapse. Personally I'd blame TotusTuusMaria or Saint Theresa for this whole messy affair Edited February 28, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 You cannot handle it. That's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 i'd like to see you squeeze something the size of a wtermelon through an opening the size of a lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='Christie_M' post='1793380' date='Feb 28 2009, 01:59 AM']You cannot handle it. That's why. [/quote] Handle what? Chilling in a hospital room for a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1793384' date='Feb 28 2009, 02:00 AM']i'd like to see you squeeze something the size of a wtermelon through an opening the size of a lemon.[/quote] pshhh! I'd just mush the water mellon up until it's nice a squishy and the ease it through without a care in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Spoken like someone without a you know what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1793394' date='Feb 28 2009, 02:04 AM']Spoken like someone without a you know what.[/quote] A puppy? Fortunatly there are plenty of them. Unlike human woman doggy females have an entire litter at once. They don't even have a doctor to help them. just an observation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Sometimes they have vets to help them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1793398' date='Feb 28 2009, 02:08 AM']Sometimes they have vets to help them.[/quote] only the lazy ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1793397' date='Feb 28 2009, 01:06 AM']A puppy? Fortunatly there are plenty of them. Unlike human woman doggy females have an entire litter at once. They don't even have a doctor to help them. just an observation [/quote] not all women have doctors help them, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 [quote name='missionseeker' post='1793403' date='Feb 28 2009, 02:10 AM']not all women have doctors help them, either.[/quote] good for them. I'd just have the baby where ever I happened to be, and then just move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 28, 2009 Author Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1793412' date='Feb 28 2009, 02:15 AM']Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a retard.[/quote] uhhhhh....you understand I'm kidding right? Like this whole thread is a joke. I obviously understand that having a baby is a big deal and that there is a lot more to it than "mild discomfort" on a Saturday. Edited February 28, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Buddy, you have a weird desire to wave raw meat in front of tigers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 yeah... I'm thinking he's got the whole masochist thing down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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