tinytherese Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) [quote name='scardella' post='1811435' date='Mar 19 2009, 09:28 AM']make sure you teach them this formula: Proof that girls are evil. 1. Girls require time and money Girls = Time x Money 2. And as we all know, time is money. Time = Money 3. Therefore Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 4. And money is the root of all evil Money = sqrt(Evil) 5. Therefore Girls = sqrt(Evil)^2 I know someone who came up with a proof like that. He didn't use the square root of evil though, just writing that money was the root of all evil and then you know the rest. 6. And we are forced to conclude Girls = Evil[/quote] Edited March 23, 2009 by tinytherese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 [quote name='Raphael' post='1811462' date='Mar 19 2009, 10:31 AM']I'm pretty good at math, so it's okay. There are two types of theologians: those who come to theology from a love of the beauty of the poetry and history and grandeur of the faith and those who come to theology from a love of the beauty of the order and logic and reason of the faith (which correspond to Fr. John Courtney Murray's views on the rational atheists and the theatrical atheists).[/quote] I'm the other kind, I've failed college algebra twice so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dauntingknight Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) [quote name='scardella' post='1811435' date='Mar 19 2009, 09:28 AM']make sure you teach them this formula: Proof that girls are evil. 1. Girls require time and money Girls = Time x Money 2. And as we all know, time is money. Time = Money 3. Therefore Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 4. And money is the root of all evil Money = sqrt(Evil) 5. Therefore Girls = sqrt(Evil)^2 6. And we are forced to conclude Girls = Evil[/quote] No, this is the formula for boys AND girls. Proof that girls are evil. 1. Boys require time and money Boys = Time x Money x girls 2. And as we all know, time is money. Time = Money 3. Therefore Boys = Money x Money = Money^2 4. And money is the root of all evil Money = sqrt(Evil) 5. Therefore Boys = sqrt(Evil)^2 6. Girls are the ones who distract Boys from Good. Girls-Boys = Good 7. And we are forced to conclude Boys = Evil = Girls = Good CONCLUSION Boys stay near Boys and Girls stay near Girls. Therefore causing no reproduction whatsoever. Edited March 23, 2009 by dauntingknight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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