missionseeker Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I have a friend who was being stalked by this guy. He was trying to get me to get to her for him. He kind of stopped. But he's done this to other girls. Today he sent me a message on facebook (why I am friends with him? idk... I think that I forgot that I was.) It said "why are you stalking me?" then he signed off. But he had also commented on my status. So I commented back on my status: Why am *I* stalking you? WTH, dude!? I have barely even spoken to you in weeks (do you really wonder why????) and out of no where I am stalking you???? Then you signed off? Are you really that much of a coward? I actually don't need an answer to that question. Just leave me the heck alone and don't you ever dare put me on any sort of list that you might have going. I will not put up with it. The second you make one unwanted move, I will get a restraining order. You've done that to too many other girls for me to even give you the benefit of the doubt. Leave us alone you creep. About ten minutes later, I was looking for ribbon I found pepperspray. fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Good work. I can't wait until I get a chance to threaten a stalker someday. Life experiences... Are tasers legal wherever you are? They work even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Shotguns are best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Can't beat a good ol' shotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 You can use tasers in a wider variety of cases though. Plus far less hassle dealing with a simple assault with a weapon case than a potential murder or manslaughter case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I prefer to do my own wet work by hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Winchester' post='1820191' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:26 AM']Shotguns are best.[/quote] Iawtc, though pistols are easier to transport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 My roommate needs to figure out a way to get rid of the guys that keep persuing her even though they know that she is engaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='tinytherese' post='1820234' date='Mar 29 2009, 11:53 PM']My roommate needs to figure out a way to get rid of the guys that keep persuing her even though they know that she is engaged.[/quote] Pretend to give in, go on a dinner date, then somehow sabotage their meal. Ether laxatives or ridiculously hot peppers... you know what I mean. ...but then they don't pretend it wasn't them. Be crystal clear "I poisoned your dinner. Now never talk to me again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That might result in litigation. Just have your friends spread rumors that you have a horrible STD. That would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1820245' date='Mar 29 2009, 11:59 PM']That might result in litigation. Just have your friends spread rumors that you have a horrible STD. That would work.[/quote] SCANDAL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 You're right. I don't think it's funny when someone has repeatedly been told to leave someone alone and yet they still call and send emails to that person and her boyfriend. I don't think it's funny that you think it's funny. I don't think it's funny that you send angry emails to me for no reason. I don't think it's funny that there is more than one girl who thinks the same thing about you. I don't think it's funny that you speak to my mother that way. And I don't think it's funny that you think can blow everything off as "I was joking". I do, however, find it absolutely hilarious that you think that I wish you were interested in me. All I can say to that "Thank God". I'm going to post this on your wall, delete you from my friends. One email, one message, one friend request, one look, I don't even care and you will find yourself in more hot water than you ever have before. This is not a joke. and it is certainly not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 You have an amazing number of stalkers in your circle of acquaintance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1820411' date='Mar 30 2009, 11:48 AM']You have an amazing number of stalkers in your circle of acquaintance.[/quote] I've seen that happen in circles where the girls are serious about chastity and everyone knows it. It's kind of like throwing a gauntlet down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saline_queen Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I have a stalker too. But, she's psychotic. She tried to burn my house down, she hacked my computer and tried to break my husband and I up. She was a good friend of his long before I even met him. Jealousy is stupid. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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