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I Wish Those Stupid Raccoons


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icelandic_iceskater

[quote name='Lilllabettt' post='1822784' date='Apr 2 2009, 04:32 PM']Raccoons carry disease. Don't get bit by one or eat after one ... because in either case you'll need the rabies shots.[/quote]
"don't eat after one"? 'scuse my ignorance, but what is eating after a raccoon?

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[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1824062' date='Apr 3 2009, 08:40 PM']"don't eat after one"? 'scuse my ignorance, but what is eating after a raccoon?[/quote]

If you have a bowl of carrots, and you leave it out, and the raccoons come and eat out of it, then in the morning, if you eat the leftover carrots...

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[quote name='Moosey' post='1824083' date='Apr 3 2009, 08:53 PM']Raccoons get into our garbage :huh:[/quote]

First the get into your garbage.

Then they send you into the future.

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Lilllabettt

[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1824082' date='Apr 3 2009, 11:51 PM']Lilllabettt, I guess.[/quote]

Yeah, that's me. I ate after raccoons once, and then I had to get the rabies shots. Lesson learned.

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Lilllabettt

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1824158' date='Apr 4 2009, 12:36 AM']Raccons are the work of the devil.[/quote]

I wonder what they were before the Fall?

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dauntingknight

Raccoons can pull about 7 to 10 lbs.

I learned that hard lesson after a raccoon stole my buddies backpack and got 40 feet into the woods in about 10 seconds.

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[quote name='dauntingknight' post='1824207' date='Apr 3 2009, 10:26 PM']Raccoons can pull about 7 to 10 lbs.

I learned that hard lesson after a raccoon stole my buddies backpack and got 40 feet into the woods in about 10 seconds.[/quote]

My Explorer weighs about 3910 pounds. That means I only need about 400 raccoons, and I'll have an environmentally friendly vehicle.

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