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The Holy Father Has Nominated Me


Resurrexi

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tinytherese

In high school, after JPII died we learned about how the pope gets elected and my my teacher wanted some of us to play the role of cardinals. My teacher had the names of some of the biggest cardinal names that would probably be seriously considered for the office written on slips of paper and put it into a basket or whatever. He then told one of the guys pretending to be in charge of counting the votes to name them off. At one point he said that there were two names written on the slip of paper and one of them was MY NAME.

I thought that it was absolutely hilarious and unexpected.

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1839424' date='Apr 18 2009, 01:43 AM']Are you going back to burning at the stake?
That will not help the whole winning converts thing.[/quote]
You kidding? It's for the good of their souls! I support Ressurexi!

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1839424' date='Apr 18 2009, 01:43 AM']Are you going back to burning at the stake?
That will not help the whole winning converts thing.[/quote]

I don't think that would help other governments make Catholicism the official religion of state, which is going to be the goal of my time in the Holy Office :smokey:

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1839430' date='Apr 18 2009, 12:46 AM']You kidding? It's for the good of their souls! I support Ressurexi![/quote]
Might cause scandal. :smokey:

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I agree heartily :)

Besides, I'm sure we can leave burning at the stake to the civil governments once we make them officially Catholic.


















:mellow:

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1839455' date='Apr 18 2009, 01:01 AM']I agree heartily :)

Besides, I'm sure we can leave burning at the stake to the civil governments once we make them officially Catholic.







:mellow:[/quote]
I suppose they have the authority to do so. :mellow:

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='The Bus Station' post='1839066' date='Apr 17 2009, 08:24 PM']This thread is a lie.[/quote]

no?! you don't say!?

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No, the Holy Father was too busy appointing Bishop Williamson of the SSPX to the see of St. Louis to worry about me that day :mellow:

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