Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 's Hassan levels are, I fear, dangerously low. I'll have to fit a strong dosage of my courage, romanticisity, timeless humor, and baroque grandeur in this one post. [size=7][b][u]BAM![/u][/b][/size] [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/luka.esenko/Ryzd1VwY6TI/AAAAAAAAAak/IAsBBMeVwhI/s800/carigrad100.jpg[/img] That should hold ya see you all in a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Please, by all means, if you need more then two weeks take them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847008' date='Apr 25 2009, 04:23 AM'] Please, by all means, if you need more then two weeks take them! [/quote] Your Hassan levels are so low your obviously come to resent me for being absent for so long. I fear this is common. No telling how many poor souls here are in a simmilar state of denial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) no, dear, i am not resentful... actually, if you look around i've been happier since your absence on the lame board then i have for a long time. your huge gambling bills you (lied saying you didn't have) left me had me down for a while, but after my kingdom payed them off I was quite happy. Edited April 25, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847012' date='Apr 25 2009, 04:29 AM']no, dear, i am not resentful... actually, if you look around i've been happier since your absence on the lame board then i have for a long time. your huge gambling bills you (lied saying you didn't have) left me had me down for a while, but after my kingdom payed them off I was quite happy.[/quote] You always did say silly things when you'd been hitting the bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 back to your lying ways... one would hope you would try to change while you were away for the sake of the children, but noooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847015' date='Apr 25 2009, 05:34 AM']back to your lying ways... one would hope you would try to change while you were away for the sake of the children, but noooooooooooo[/quote] In the absence of my moral guidence and stellar example your fallen off the wagon (again). I suppose your type has to hit rock bottom before you can work your way back up to respectable society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) don't talk to me about respectable society. you are spending your evenings discussing "organic chem tests" (uh huh... sure) with floozies and making up stories about lawn gnomes. oh yeah... such an example talk to anyone on the lame board... my personality and well being have been flourishing since you went away for five weeks to "study" ... as have the childrens. All the stress you put us under has been gone and we are doing very very well. Little Maria even said, "I hope daddy never comes back!" Edited April 25, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847020' date='Apr 25 2009, 04:48 AM']don't talk to me about respectable society. you are spending your evenings discussing "organic chem tests" (uh huh... sure) with floozies and making up stories about lawn gnomes.[/quote] Well the only thing I've gathered so far is that obviously your a racist towards Indian girls. So sad, so much drunken hate [quote]oh yeah... such an example [/quote] A rare moment of a sober judgement on your part [quote]talk to anyone on the lame board... my personality and well being have been flourishing since you went away for five weeks to "study" ... as have the childrens. All the stress you put us under has been gone and we are doing very very well. Little Maria even said, "I hope daddy never comes back!"[/quote] Maria was obviously playing opposite game and just because you've become more skilled at hiding the symptoms of your disability (assuming we count alchoholism as a disability) doesn't mean much at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote]A rare moment of a sober judgement on your part [/quote] Another not so rare moment displaying a lack of critical thinking skills on your part. notice the roll of the eyes. I was being sarcastic. [quote name='Hassan' post='1847022' date='Apr 25 2009, 05:52 AM']Well the only thing I've gathered so far is that obviously your a racist towards Indian girls. So sad, so much drunken hate [/quote] once again, lack of critical thinking skills. Do I have to blatantly tell you that having a lying, gambling, cheater for a husband who spends the family money on lawn gnomes and a number of kittens past the legal limit doesn't make one pleasant? [quote]Maria was obviously playing opposite game and just because you've become more skilled at hiding the symptoms of your disability (assuming we count alchoholism as a disability) doesn't mean much at all.[/quote] No, as soon as she said she followed closely with, "And I am not playing the opposite game" I didn't want to tell you that as I thought it might be too harsh, but you know what... maybe harshness is what you need to hear right now. Maybe tough love is the only thing that is going to get you to quit gambling, drinking, and partying with floozies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847029' date='Apr 25 2009, 05:13 AM']Another not so rare moment displaying a lack of critical thinking skills on your part. notice the roll of the eyes. I was being sarcastic. [/quote] And I was kidding as well. [quote] once again, lack of critical thinking skills. Do I have to blatantly tell you that having a lying, gambling, cheater for a husband who spends the family money on lawn gnomes and a number of kittens past the legal limit doesn't make one pleasant?[/quote] So sad, and I think they are Christias too. When I mentioned the story of how the Russians became Christian rather than Muslim, Juwish, or pagan they one said "good, I'm glad they're saved" how sad. I'm in the libary studying with two (perhapse) Christian girls and you hurl only hatred, racism, and accusiations at me [quote]No, as soon as she said she followed closely with, "And I am not playing the opposite game"[/quote] That's funny because I just made up the opposite game. So funny Maria would reference a made up game. hmmmmmmm....... [quote]I didn't want to tell you that as I thought it might be too harsh, but you know what... maybe harshness is what you need to hear right now. Maybe tough love is the only thing that is going to get you to quit gambling, drinking, and partying with floozies. [/quote] well any love from you would be a change, harsh or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1847031' date='Apr 25 2009, 06:18 AM']And I was kidding as well. [/quote] [quote]So sad, and I think they are Christias too. When I mentioned the story of how the Russians became Christian rather than Muslim, Juwish, or pagan they one said "good, I'm glad they're saved" how sad. I'm in the libary studying with two (perhapse) Christian girls and you hurl only hatred, racism, and accusiations at me [/quote] Yeah, it is a pity that you are taking advantage of two Christian women... Poor girls. [quote]That's funny because I just made up the opposite game. So funny Maria would reference a made up game. hmmmmmmm....... [/quote] yeah, and you also "invented" the word silly among other other words that have been used for decades upon decades long before you even existed. The opposite game came from the famous [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposite_Day"]"opposite day"[/url]. I was playing it when I was a child. You are so silly and ridiculous... [quote]well any love from you would be a change, harsh or not [/quote] it is difficult to love after you have been [u]hurt so much![/u] Edited April 25, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847033' date='Apr 25 2009, 06:26 AM'] Yeah, it is a pity that you are taking advantage of two Christian women... Poor girls.[/quote] yeah, taking advantage of them by walking them to get coffee and helping them get back safe to their apartment. [quote]yeah, and you also "invented" the word silly among other other words that have been used for decades upon decades long before you even existed. [/quote] [quote]you have been [u]hurt so much![/u][/quote] I knows! What I don't know is why you continue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 your changing of words and trickery will be caught by the smart people of phatmass and they will know truly who wrecked this marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1847039' date='Apr 25 2009, 05:35 AM']....the smart people of phatmass.... they will know [I].... truly wrecked this marriage. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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