Hassan Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) Did you know that according to some mathematicians about 92.347% of all phatmass community conflict can be traced back to female phatmassers becoming caught up by Hassan's obvious charming ways, smoothness, and all around adorableness? Like flies caught in an inescapeable web of charm. No oine is at fault here. I can't help being me and obviously women can't help instantly falling in love with me. Fortunatly the professionals at HassanCorp have a solution. The modern marvel ito end these troubles is the Hassan Charm philter [img]https://dreamcatcher.com/images/DreamCatcher-Legend.jpg[/img] Female phatmass users simply place the Charm philter over their computer monotors and the irrestable effects of Hassan's charm may be reduced by as much as 87%. Granted, even reduced 87% the charm is powerful, but the reduction in potency will prolly lead to a great deal less conflict all the same. For a mere $5000.00 I will sell Phatmass the instructions for construction a Hassan Charm philter, which phatmass can then mail out to all affected parties. I enjoy being part of the solution. Edited April 27, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurall_Creator Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1849825' date='Apr 27 2009, 01:18 AM']Did you know that according to some mathematicians about 92.347% of all phatmass community conflict can be traced back to female phatmassers becoming caught up by Hassan's obvious charming ways, smoothness, and all around adorableness? Like flies caught in an inescapeable web of charm. No oine is at fault here. I can't help being me and obviously women can't help instantly falling in love with me. Fortunatly the professionals at HassanCorp have a solution. The modern marvel ito end these troubles is the Hassan Charm philter [img]https://dreamcatcher.com/images/DreamCatcher-Legend.jpg[/img] Female phatmass users simply place the Charm philter over their computer monotors and the irrestable effects of Hassan's charm may be reduced by as much as 87%. Granted, even reduced 87% the charm is powerful, but the reduction in potency will prolly lead to a great deal less conflict all the same. For a mere $5000.00 I will sell Phatmass the instructions for construction a Hassan Charm philter, which phatmass can then mail out to all affected parties. I enjoy being part of the solution. [/quote] More Muslim Dirty double talk. Night all. Edited April 27, 2009 by Kurall_Creator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I wouldn't hold your breath. I only have eyes for a middle-aged gray haired guy who is trying to sing in the shower right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat22 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 hassan!.................................... .....(no comment) that just might work, I will sell my self into slavery for your secrets.......not!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 In other words I should ban you and then 92.347% of the problems on phatmass will be resolved. Sounds like a nice, simple solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 man females do cause lots of problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat22 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 watch Icey, she CAN do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 [quote name='pvtmiller' post='1850170' date='Apr 27 2009, 03:43 PM']man females do cause lots of problems[/quote] You would know, Mr. I-Have-Taylor-Swift-On-My-iPod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 yeah they seem to just see a potental problem and then they just dig and dig at it till a male notices and yeah so much drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' post='1850173' date='Apr 27 2009, 03:45 PM']You would know, Mr. I-Have-Taylor-Swift-On-My-iPod. [/quote] my point exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat22 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I have some Andre brochelli that I'm not real proud of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i think my mom likes that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I can beat that. I have Bay City Rollers on my mp3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i got taylor swift ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' post='1850169' date='Apr 27 2009, 02:41 PM']In other words I should ban you and then 92.347% of the problems on phatmass will be resolved. Sounds like a nice, simple solution.[/quote] You're adorable Hassan charm waves have a half life of about ten years. Banning me won't start solving problems until 2037 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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