tinytherese Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 So at dinner someone got onto talking about how in high school she had this teacher that talked about this one Religion of Bob. It's a faith that believes that someone named Bob created and designed the world in 1982. He implanted in everyone memories of all that supposedly happened before 1982 and illusions to go along with them so that everyone would think that the world had been around a lot longer than what it really had. It turns out that the teacher had made up all of that bull crud up just to show them that disproving a religion is impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I knew Bob. He left us last year Now he lives on Mars, I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Hurray for the antics of the Church of the Sub-Genius? They're entertaining at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 At least anti-theism is usually entertaining in a sick kind of way. I'd like to see him prove any number of scientific laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 [quote]One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 [quote name='BG45' post='1852781' date='Apr 29 2009, 11:37 PM']Hurray for the antics of the Church of the Sub-Genius? They're entertaining at least.[/quote] Rev. Slaughter!!!!! I miss him. He'd have a field day here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I think the church of the sub-genius and Bob must be a joke. You used to be able to see caricacures of Bob made from a stencil and spray paint on walls and utility boxes around northeast cities. He may have been shown smoking a pipe and called to mind Johnsonville brat Van Dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 [quote name='BG45' post='1852781' date='Apr 29 2009, 11:37 PM']Hurray for the antics of the Church of the Sub-Genius? They're entertaining at least.[/quote] They are indeed entertaining. I dig the Church of the Sub-Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I've got a printout of Adam with FSM. The one on the Sistine Chapel that they Photoshopped. Does that make me a heretic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Last year my religion teacher fooled everyone on April.1 with a religion that he made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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