dominicansoul Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1855905' date='May 2 2009, 07:38 PM']red wings = [s]chumps[/s] champs [s]go[/s] no ducks![/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 you poor misguided woman. you must be texan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Generic random lameboard post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdAltareDei Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'm always nice to them and accept their material, it's good for the lulz. I know most of you wont find this funny but my friend Matt (he's straight but not religious at all) once said to them "Sure come in. My dad's should be home soon". They cleared out pretty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 lol. One time JWs came to uncle's house. A LOT. and he was tired of it. So one day he called his brother, who was an Indian chief, borrowed the big chieftain headdress, the book of spells, and went to the store and bought a whole chicken. The next time they came, he wrapped himself in a white sheet, put the book of spells under one arm and held the chicken in the other hand. He opened the door and said "Sorry, I don't have time right now, I'm sacrificing chickens, but if you'll come back tomorrow I'll give you all the time you need. They never ever came back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 1/3 of my Thesis Committee is Mormon, 2/3 is Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 [quote name='AdAltareDei' post='1855990' date='May 2 2009, 09:04 PM']I'm always nice to them and accept their material, it's good for the lulz. I know most of you wont find this funny but my friend Matt (he's straight but not religious at all) once said to them "Sure come in. My dad's should be home soon". They cleared out pretty quickly. [/quote] [quote name='missionseeker' post='1856012' date='May 2 2009, 09:20 PM']lol. One time JWs came to uncle's house. A LOT. and he was tired of it. So one day he called his brother, who was an Indian chief, borrowed the big chieftain headdress, the book of spells, and went to the store and bought a whole chicken. The next time they came, he wrapped himself in a white sheet, put the book of spells under one arm and held the chicken in the other hand. He opened the door and said "Sorry, I don't have time right now, I'm sacrificing chickens, but if you'll come back tomorrow I'll give you all the time you need. They never ever came back. [/quote] both of those were hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I have a friend who is Mormon. Everything they do is geared towards evangelization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1856202' date='May 3 2009, 12:47 AM']I have a friend who is Mormon. Everything they do is geared towards evangelization.[/quote] Reminds me of a Garfield comic strip. Garfield the cat is walking and sees a giant sign with all these lights on it that say "Beware of Dog." After looking at it for a few moments, he sees a tiny dog peek it's' head out behind the sign post. After a moment's reflection, Garfield thoughtfully states "spent all their money on advertising." ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/lifehouse/track/make+me+over"]Lifehouse - Make Me Over[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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