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Resurrexi

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I'm going to rule with an iron crosier.

:mellow:

Who wants to be a cardinal? YES, I am going to reinstate the Medieval practice of appointing laymen as cardinals :yes:

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874878' date='May 25 2009, 01:07 PM']I'm going to rule with an iron crosier.

:mellow:

Who wants to be a cardinal? YES, I am going to reinstate the Medieval practice of appointing laymen as cardinals :yes:[/quote]


Alright, I'll take one

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[quote name='Brother Vinny' post='1874880' date='May 25 2009, 01:10 PM']Bring back the Crusades, and I'm in.[/quote]


That's adorable :yawn:

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[quote name='Brother Vinny' post='1874880' date='May 25 2009, 02:10 PM']Bring back the Crusades, and I'm in.[/quote]

Without a doubt. After I forbid Communion in the hand and extraordinary ministers.

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874882' date='May 25 2009, 02:12 PM']You have to be Catholic :P[/quote]
OBVIOUSLY

You havn't read the ...uh.....the third Latvian Council of the Neva :unsure:


which contradicts you :mellow:

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Didn't you know that the disciplinary decrees of that council were abrogated by the promulgation of the 1917 Code of Canon Law? Silly Hassan.

Who thinks there should be an indult for the Novus Ordo? :yes:

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CatherineM

If I were Pope, I would put out a qualification in simple language as to how bishops are to handle certain issues, such as pro-choice politicians or liberal teachers in seminaries, and the bishops would follow them in obedience, or they would be replaced. I'd send bishops who didn't obey to pastor mission churches to remind them they are supposed to be good shepherds first.

Probably a good thing I can't be Pope because I'd probably make so many people mad that the church would be stripped to saying mass in old closed drive in movie theater lots.

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Brother Vinny

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874886' date='May 25 2009, 02:13 PM']Without a doubt. After I forbid Communion in the hand and extraordinary ministers.[/quote]

Let's go back to Latin Mass and Gregorian chants, for good measure. And maybe reaffirmation of the justness of the death penalty for capital crimes.

[quote name='Hassan']That's adorable[/quote]

On top of that, bring back. . .

[i]The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We got a mission to convert the Jews. . .[/i]

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874886' date='May 25 2009, 02:13 PM']Without a doub.[/quote]


Fine, but but popular demand will prohibit me from giving you a light and easy Jizyah if I have to waste time (about a week) and money smashing your weak and poorly led armies and the taking what remains of your land, to ensure the end of any possible further agression

Such a shame :ohno:

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[quote name='Brother Vinny' post='1874894' date='May 25 2009, 02:19 PM'][i]The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)[/i][/quote]

How does that jive with the whole Dignitiatis Humanae thing... :unsure:

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Brother Vinny

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874896' date='May 25 2009, 02:20 PM']How does that jive with the whole Dignitiatis Humanae thing... :unsure:[/quote]

You're the Pope. You figure it out.

[i]<finds Declaration at Vatican See website>[/i]

Is this infallible dogma?

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But I thought I was going to make YOU the head of the Holy Roman and Universal Inquisition a.k.a. the Holy Office a.k.a. the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith?

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874905' date='May 25 2009, 02:25 PM']But I thought I was going to make YOU the head of the Holy Roman and Universal Inquisition a.k.a. the Holy Office a.k.a. the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith?[/quote]


:rolleyes:


Like I will permit such silliness in my (soon to be) Sultanate.

If you want an Inquiaition, do it before your Crusade, before I take you over :yes:

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