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Brother Vinny

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874905' date='May 25 2009, 02:25 PM']But I thought I was going to make YOU the head of the Holy Roman and Universal Inquisition a.k.a. the Holy Office a.k.a. the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith?[/quote]


Okay, we'll do it [i]nicer[/i] this time around. We'll go door-to-door.

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Sounds good to me.

As to your other idea, you've checked to make sure that the whole Crusade thing meets the standards for a just war in the CCC, right?

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[quote name='picchick' post='1874909' date='May 25 2009, 02:28 PM']Let me just say...I hope that you do not become pope.[/quote]


How rude, I'd make a fine Pope thank you very much <_<

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[quote name='picchick' post='1874909' date='May 25 2009, 02:28 PM']Let me just say... I really hope that you become pope. You'd be the amazing.[/quote]

:yes:

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874916' date='May 25 2009, 02:33 PM']Sounds good to me.

As to your other idea, you've checked to make sure that the whole Crusade thing meets the standards for a just war in the CCC, right?[/quote]

:no:

"reasonable chance of success"

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Maybe if we got all the Knights of Columbus to join in we'd have a reasonable chance of success.

:unsure:

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Brother Vinny

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874916' date='May 25 2009, 02:33 PM']Sounds good to me.

As to your other idea, you've checked to make sure that the whole Crusade thing meets the standards for a just war in the CCC, right?[/quote]

We'll use non-lethal types of aggression, like gummi bullets and a specially-designed variant of silly string that has the tensile strength of steel and hardens like concrete.

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874925' date='May 25 2009, 01:39 PM']Maybe if we got all the Knights of Columbus to join in we'd have a reasonable chance of success.

:unsure:[/quote]

:ohno:

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Brother Vinny

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1874930' date='May 25 2009, 02:42 PM']How about we have a Rosary Crusade for their conversion?

:yes:[/quote]

I like that, and we don't even have to wait for you to become Pope for that one. Let's start with one for Hassan's conversion. I have a feeling it'll be all downhill from there. :D

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Noel's angel

All this compared to our dear Pope, who said:

"Dear brothers and sisters after the great Pope, John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me, [b]a simple and humble worker[/b] in the Lord's vineyard," he said.

"The fact that the Lord can work and act even with insufficient means consoles me, and above all I entrust myself to your prayers.

"In the joy of the resurrected Lord, we go on with His help. He is going to help us and Mary will be on our side. Thank you."

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[quote name='picchick' post='1874909' date='May 25 2009, 02:28 PM']Let me just say...I hope that you do not become pope.[/quote]
yes. or our world is doomed.

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