Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Innocent' post='1879143' date='May 31 2009, 04:46 AM'][i]In which Innocent the wandering chronicler clears up a minor point which would otherwise cause confusion.[/i][/quote] Love the title [quote]But some of my readers of this manuscript may ask, "How is it that the Shahanshah Hassan came to think of Shiva, who was obviously male, as a goddess? Did he not know that a goddess is female?" After a long period of tortured thinking, my mind was illuminated by a sudden ray of light. I am now convinced that the answer to this marvellous riddle is to be found in that ancient and profound collection of tales which uphold impeccable moral values, ( which, we are told, is being used for the moral instruction of infants in the sultanate of the Shahanshah Hassan), namely, [url="http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Book_of_the_Thousand_Nights_and_a_Night"][i]The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night[/i][/url]. But what does that have to do with this? Remember, the Shahanshah Hassan, after being found by the aforementioned members of two different pantheons, was, for some reason now lost in the sands of time, sent away to be brought up, as a Secret Muslim. Let us now turn to the [url="http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Book_of_the_Thousand_Nights_and_a_Night/Volume_13"]Fourteenth Volume (Actually it is the Fourteen-minus-one-th volume, but let us avoid using inauspicious numbers in the presence of the Most Auspicious Shahanshah.) of the aforementioned tome[/url]. In the 128th footnote, we find an insight into the culture of Non-Secret Islam. We may assume that Secret Islam (of which, since it is secret, no historical records have reached us) has a similar culture. Here we find the important point that aids us in clearing our confusion: the Shahanahah Hassan, having never seen a woman unveiled in his early life, apparently thought that a female was no different than a male! Here is the source of his confusion about Shiva being a goddess. Thus we may surmise that, in his infancy, when he impressed upon himself the idea that Shiva was a goddess, his guardians, charmed by this infant folly, allowed him to persist in it. ( We may also surmise that they no longer find the persistence of this notion as amusing, now that the Shahanshah has attained the full bloom of manhood.) However, we have room to hope that, the Shahanshah Hassan having experienced marriage, fatherhood and, most unfortunately, divorce too, it may now have occured to him that females are, in fact, different from males.[/quote] You have a good sense of humor. I never really saw it though until recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizabeth09 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I have one Father who lives in Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1880146' date='Jun 1 2009, 04:02 AM'] You have a good sense of humor. I never really saw it though until recently [/quote] He was serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1878392' date='May 30 2009, 11:45 AM']You're face is indecent [/quote] Your grammar is indecent!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocent Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1880146' date='Jun 1 2009, 01:32 PM']You have a good sense of humor.[/quote] Thank you. By the way, here's a bit of Non-Lameness: Two more little books you might find interesting: [url="http://www.scribd.com/doc/13047494/A-Hindu-View-of-Life-Dr-S-Radhakrishnan"]A Hindu View of Life - Dr. Sarvepali Radhakrishnan[/url] [url="http://www.archive.org/details/idealistviewofli029696mbp"]An Idealist View Of Life - Dr. Sarvepali Radhakrishnan[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 [quote name='Maggie' post='1880362' date='Jun 1 2009, 12:26 PM']Your grammar is indecent!!!! [/quote] BURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='Maggie' post='1880362' date='Jun 1 2009, 11:26 AM']Your grammar is indecent!!!! [/quote] Well excuse me for working to single handedly deconstruct an inherently patriarchal grammar system and liberate women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1878392' date='May 30 2009, 10:45 AM']You're face is indecent [/quote] First of all, it's "YOUR" and secondly, I can't believe I started a trend. Everytime I come back to phatmass, someone is making a face joke. That's my doing. Thank me. I'm dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1881943' date='Jun 3 2009, 11:09 AM']Well excuse me for working to single handedly deconstruct an inherently patriarchal grammar system and liberate women. [/quote] liberate women from what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='uruviel' post='1881948' date='Jun 3 2009, 10:12 AM']First of all, it's "YOUR" and secondly, I can't believe I started a trend. Everytime I come back to phatmass, someone is making a face joke. That's my doing. Thank me. I'm dope.[/quote] Alright, thank you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 No prob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Bah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='uruviel' post='1881952' date='Jun 3 2009, 10:14 AM']liberate women from what?[/quote] From...you know.....like....oppressive things I'm not used to people questioning my non sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 [quote name='T-Bone _' post='1881962' date='Jun 3 2009, 10:17 AM']Bah[/quote] You never told me you were a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yeah, well, maybe you should work on liberating men first. We're not helpless. But thanks for the support. How romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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