Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) To all the patriarchs, primates, metropolitans, archbishops, bishops, abbots, archpriests, priests, archdeacons, deacons, subdeacons, acolytes, exorcists, lectors, porters, abbesses, kings and queens, grand dukes and grand duchesses, arch dukes and arch dutchesses, princes and princesses, infantes and infantas, dukes and dutchesses, marquesses and marchionesses, counts and countesses, viscounts and viscountesses, barons and baronesses of the Holy Roman Empire, and to all the Latins either in Europe or the lands colonized by Europeans. Since We have acquired the office of Holy Roman Emperor, We have been given countless new duties which now consume most of Our time. For this reason, We have not, as of late, been able to devote Ourself as much as We should like to Our campaign in the Levant against the Hassan's Gnostic empire. [b]Therefore, by Our own free will, We do resign from the office of Holy Roman Emperor, and We do give the Empire to Rose, who has earned this office by her salutatory. Henceforth, Rose shall be the Holy Roman Empress[/b]. Given at Jerusalem 30 May 2009 In the first year of our reign Ixerruser, Latin King of Jerusalem Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Isn't that your lady in waiting Princess Gianna? EDIT: And who is this "we" ??? Edited May 31, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 It's a he! (though I agree the avatar is misleading and awkward.) sumimasen(excuse me) What are you talking about??? Another one of my subjects a little "out" there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Princess Gianna is by no means Our lady in waiting. We became Latin King of Jerusalem without prejudice to the rights and priviliges of either Your Majesty or to those of Her Royal Highness, Princess Gianna. Your Majesty is of equal rank to Us, is of the same rank as any prince or princess of Our kingdom. Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1878940' date='May 31 2009, 12:50 AM'] Isn't that your lady in waiting Princess Gianna? EDIT: And who is this "we" ???[/quote] It's the "Royal We". If you were a bit more sober during my Court assemblies you might know this This presents a problem for the Great Sultan. How can he finish smashing the last remnants of the Latin Empire if the Sovereign is Rose I suppose I will just contain it from spreading until the reigns of control are passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Hassan, We are still Latin King of Jersualem. We have merely resigned from the office of HRE. -King Ixerruser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878949' date='May 31 2009, 12:54 AM']Princess Gianna is by no means Our lady in waiting. We became Latin King of Jerusalem without prejudice to the rights and priviliges of either Your Majesty or to those of Her Royal Highness, Princess Gianna. Your Majesty is of equal rank to Us, is of the same rank as any prince or princess of Our kingdom.[/quote] Rose is Princess Gianna's lady in waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878949' date='May 30 2009, 11:54 PM']Princess Gianna is by no means Our lady in waiting. We became Latin King of Jerusalem without prejudice to the rights and priviliges of either Your Majesty or to those of Her Royal Highness, Princess Gianna. Your Majesty is of equal rank to Us, is of the same rank as any prince or princess of Our kingdom.[/quote] I certainly am [i]NOT[/i]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878955' date='May 31 2009, 12:57 AM']Hassan, We are still Latin King of Jersualem. We have merely resigned from the office of HRE. -King Ixerruser[/quote] There is no King of Jussalem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Your Majesty, We have ever been favorable to you and to the interests of your kindgom. We are astounded by your rudeness to Us as of late. We even went so far as to as Your Majesty's hand in marriage. Yet you now revile Us? -King Ixerruser Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1878963' date='May 31 2009, 12:59 AM']There is no King of Jussalem.[/quote] Of what do you speak? At this moment we are in our palace Citadel of Jerusalem, and the monks are praying Matins of Pentecost in the basilica of the Upper Room where the descent of the Holy Spirit occurred on this day centuries ago. Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) One who is called Resurrexi, With all due respect, I am royally confused. I feel as though I am being bribed to accept this Holy Roman Empire which originally was proclaimed in outright avoidance to the wishes and desires of my Co-Sovereign, Queen Icey-Ice-Landy, my dear friend and alliance, Princess Gianna, and myself, Queen TTM. This "office" was offered to my other good friend, Lady Rose of the Court of Princess Gianna, and this caused me to become confused and puzzled. Then, the original letter became edited when I showed my distrust of these arrangements and the entire idea of a self-established Holy Roman Empire which has ignored the ideas and desires of the respected and established monarchs of our time and their good, faithful people. Not only is it edited, but it is now edited to make me the Holy Roman Empress! And while I would be flattered and humbled to hold such a title, if it were in existence, I cannot because 1) it is not in existence 2) I feel bribed to accept its establishment 3) My alliance, Lady Rose has been snubbed 4) The Kingdoms of Queen Icey-Ice-Landy, myself, and Princess Gianna have been ignored as have their people and their wishes. 5) the HRE has acknowledged Hassan the Pretender as a "Sultan," which he is not in any sense of the word/title While I was flattered by your proposal, and am flattered by the alterations of the letter... everything within me wants justice and rightness for the people of the lands. The establishment (as it has been) of this "HRE" and even this "King of Jerusalem" has been offensive on many levels, as stated above. I certainly cannot accept such a proposal. It would bring me down to the level of Hassan the Peasant: A Pretender. Queen Icey-Ice-Landy and myself would like to reconcile with you as "blessed are the peace keepers," and would like to offer you again a place in our court, but this cannot be done until you deny these shenanigans which have so offended us and, I believe, Princess Gianna. Yours most respectfully (however, offendedly), Queen TTM Edited May 31, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Your Majesty, As you have rejected the office of HRE, We have returned it to Rose, to whom it was originally donated. By Our own authoirty, We cannot abolish the office of HRE, since we are now a mere King; however, if Rose refuses to accept the office, it will cease to exist. Since Your Majesty was the wife of Hassan, you above all women of the earth would know whether he lies in his claim as Sultan or not. As you have always been trustworthy in the past, we accept your claim that he is not in fact a Sultan at all but is merely deranged. We merely ask that you accept Our claim as King of Jerusalem that We might defend all pilgirms who sojurn there as well as the holy sites to which they travel. May peace be always between our kindgoms! --King Ixerruser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878970' date='May 31 2009, 01:05 AM'] Of what do you speak? At this moment we are in our palace Citadel of Jerusalem, and the monks are praying Matins of Pentecost in the basilica of the Upper Room where the descent of the Holy Spirit occurred on this day centuries ago.[/quote] [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=94538"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=94538[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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