Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Upon receiving news from the mother of your children that your are insane, We no longer have reason to accept any of your claims, certainly not the claim that you have set up an ecumenical government over Our Kingdom, over which We now peacefully reign. --King Ixerruser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879002' date='May 31 2009, 01:43 AM']Upon receiving news from the mother of your children that your are insane, We no longer have reason to accept any of your claims, certainly not the claim that you have set up an ecumenical government over Our Kingdom, over which We now peacefully reign. --King Ixerruser[/quote] My ex wife has succumbed to alcoholism and is not a reliable whiteness. She has made numerous ludicrous claims which have been thoroughly disproven. She is particularly obsessed with an (engaged) Palestinian girl I know who gave me an Icedream coupon, whom Maria claims is my "floozie" It's quite sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West, hereby declares Himself a character witness to the integrity of the former spouse of the caliph Pretender. Edited May 31, 2009 by Nihil Obstat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1879036' date='May 31 2009, 02:06 AM']The High Lord Grad Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West, hereby declares Himself a character witness to the integrity of the former spouse of the caliph Pretender.[/quote] This is proof of the legitimacy of Our claim that Hassan has not taken Our Kingdom! Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879040' date='May 31 2009, 01:08 AM']This is proof of the legitimacy of Our claim that Hassan has not taken Our Kingdom![/quote] The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West, hereby officially affirms the formally nonverbal policy of disinterest in the affairs between the caliph Pretender and the newly self-proclaimed authority who is known as Resurrexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1879048' date='May 31 2009, 02:11 AM']The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West, hereby officially affirms the formally nonverbal policy of disinterest in the affairs between the caliph Pretender and the newly self-proclaimed authority who is known as Resurrexi.[/quote] Our regal name is Ixerruser. Edited May 31, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879052' date='May 31 2009, 01:12 AM']Our regal name is Ixerruser.[/quote] The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West duly noted the claimed title, however being personally unversed in Latin, chose to continue to utilize the Name with which We are familiar. In an official capacity, you are of course recognized as being called Ixerruser, however We shall continue to mark the title Resurrexi for convenience's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 What the heck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West was feeling rather verbose last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879021' date='May 31 2009, 01:55 AM']My ex wife has succumbed to alcoholism and is not a reliable [b]whiteness. [/b][i][/i][u][/u][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1878967' date='May 31 2009, 01:02 AM']Your Majesty, We have ever been favorable to you and to the interests of your kindgom. We are astounded by your rudeness to Us as of late. We even went so far as to as Your Majesty's hand in marriage. Yet you now revile Us? -King Ixerruser[/quote] This strikes me as funny because in the previous post it was Hassan speaking and it made it look as if you were mentioning how you had proposed to him as opposed to his ex-wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='tinytherese' post='1879482' date='May 31 2009, 05:17 PM']This strikes me as funny because in the previous post it was Hassan speaking and it made it look as if you were mentioning how you had proposed to him as opposed to his ex-wife. [/quote] Curse my extraordionary male beauty and charming ways WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP PROPOSING TO ME?!??!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1879326' date='May 31 2009, 03:39 PM']The High Lord Grand Duke Joseph, Sovereign Authority of the West was feeling rather verbose last night.[/quote] Actually, the was directed at the entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='rose wrought of iron' post='1879644' date='May 31 2009, 08:27 PM']Actually, the was directed at the entire thread. [/quote] We stand by what we enumerate. It is a heck of a weird thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='tinytherese' post='1879482' date='May 31 2009, 06:17 PM']This strikes me as funny because in the previous post it was Hassan speaking and it made it look as if you were mentioning how you had proposed to him as opposed to his ex-wife. [/quote] He proposed to Queen TTM, whose children are in battle against him. Well, every other weekend and some holidays they are in battle against him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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