Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Using my akute intalect I immediately saw through the thin veil of lies regarding the degenerate her called "Moosey". While you good but gullible chumps may have become entrapped in her web of lies I, through months of tireless research, have accumulated a damning body of evidence. This is "Moosey" [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Moosey320/scan0041.jpg[/img] This is a true Moose [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Moose_in_Grand_Teton_NP_near_Leigh_Lake-750px.JPG[/img] While there are some similarities you might notice that the mammal in the top photo seems to be a biped, yet my research shows very clearly that Mooseseses are quadrupeds. Furthermore Mooseseeseeses have hoofs [img]http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/hoof-shoes-726088.jpg[/img] A truly hoofed mammal would lack the dexterity to effectively type on a keyboard. Thee is an abundance of further information, I think this will suffice to prove that Moosey is a charlatan You're welcome phatmass, all in a days work Edited June 1, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 A moose bit my sister once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1879843' date='May 31 2009, 10:48 PM']A moose bit my sister once...[/quote] A giraffe drooled on my aunt once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1879843' date='May 31 2009, 10:48 PM']A moose bit my sister once...[/quote] I'm not saying she was asking for it, but [i]real[/i] moosesses are gentle, loging animals. Are you sure it wasn't Moosey who bit your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879839' date='May 31 2009, 07:45 PM'] A truly hoofed mammal would lack the dexterity to effectively type on a keyboard.[/quote] She could be dictating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1879863' date='May 31 2009, 10:54 PM']She could be dictating![/quote] Moosesseseseeses are unable to vocalize words, besides that they really only can think in Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [i]Purr[/i]haps the 'y' appended to her name distinguishes her as a moose-like individual rather than a straight-up moose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1879879' date='May 31 2009, 10:02 PM'][i]Purr[/i]haps the 'y' appended to her name distinguishes her as a moose-like individual rather than a straight-up moose?[/quote] What a crackpot theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879916' date='May 31 2009, 08:28 PM']What a crackpot theory [/quote] Crackpots make the world go 'round. Whee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Vinny Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='"Hassan"']This is "Moosey" [i](snip)[/i] This is a true Moose[/quote] Wow. Just, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Sarah Palin hunts moose. BTW, her daughter says that no-one would know another carnally if he or she knew what the result would be. hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Brother Vinny' post='1879957' date='May 31 2009, 10:59 PM']Wow. Just, wow.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1879843' date='May 31 2009, 10:48 PM']A moose bit my sister once...[/quote] Monty Python rocks my world Let me just clear up this misunderstanding. I must have told this story a million times. I am called "Moosey" because when I was about 14, someone called me "deary" and I didn't like it and I showed this dislike. So he said "Want me to call you Moosey instead?" and it stuck. I think that sums it up pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Moosey' post='1879969' date='May 31 2009, 11:06 PM']Monty Python rocks my world Let me just clear up this misunderstanding. I must have told this story a million times. I am called "Moosey" because when I was about 14, someone called me "deary" and I didn't like it and I showed this dislike. So he said "Want me to call you Moosey instead?" and it stuck. I think that sums it up pretty well.[/quote] Sure So after I demolish your web of lies suddenly this "story" is made public. You're just making yourself look silly at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879984' date='Jun 1 2009, 12:12 AM']You're just making yourself look silly at this point [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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