Lilllabettt Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hello lame people. I am back from a 3 week stint in a world famous hospital where I was disemboweled by a world famous surgeon. My old colon did the job for 21 years but turned into a worthless slacker in the end. The economy being what it is, I had to pink slip it. I am told I will get a shiny new properly behaved colon post-Resurrection. All of you colon-keeping normals are jealous of me. Admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hassan Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 [quote name='Lilllabettt' post='1899127' date='Jun 22 2009, 10:19 PM']Hello lame people. I am back from a 3 week stint in a world famous hospital where I was disemboweled by a world famous surgeon. My old colon did the job for 21 years but turned into a worthless slacker in the end. The economy being what it is, I had to pink slip it. I am told I will get a shiny new properly behaved colon post-Resurrection. All of you colon-keeping normals are jealous of me. Admit it.[/quote] So Jealous Do you have ANY idea how many stupid, corny jokes are now at your disposal? NO! A golden opportunity and it was WASTED! Jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'm glad you are doing well Lillybett. I dont even know what to say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 +J.M.J.+ this is NOT lame moving to open mic it's good to have you back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 [quote name='Lil Red' post='1899140' date='Jun 22 2009, 10:35 PM']+J.M.J.+ this is NOT lame moving to open mic it's good to have you back![/quote] Although now she seems to be calling the people of the open mike section lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 So you're going to be like an android then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Your first step to being more like Darth Vader. Glad you're back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjtina Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 continued prayers for you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlmom Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Glad you're on the mend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice to have you around once more! At least... what portions still remain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 lol ^ welcome back lillibet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Yaay! You're alive! We missed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeniteAdoremus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 [quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1899370' date='Jun 23 2009, 09:53 AM']Yaay! You're alive! We missed you![/quote] I wish I was as cool. I'm even still appendiced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You should have made the title of this thread "Resurrexi". Glad you're back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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