cmotherofpirl Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hal, open the file Hal, open the beaver dam file, Hal open the, please Hal -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 I ate your Web page. Forgive me; it was tasty And tart on my tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 Someone has issues A demonic computer Soldier of Bill Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Cmom was busy Writing alot of Haikus She must be tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsThespianChic Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Winchester likes to Post haikus 'bout computers And I wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsThespianChic Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 My bad, I was wrong It wasn't Winchester, it Was Cmom that does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 You were mistaken Terrible misconception But I forgive you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 I've become aware That PM'ers are funny And jas is a Gas. -------------------------------- Hahaha get it? Jas? Gas? It works two ways, right? And... oh, nevermind. The color of sky, is mixed with a thorned flower, BlueRose is snippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 I shall clarify Why edit button is gone Only there an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 way too much practice my computer is dying much time for haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esperanza Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 I rarely post here The Haiku force draws me in Do you guys have jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 A job I do have It bores me so very much Yay, I am home now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 i did not know what haiku was but now i do i am still confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRose Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 I am not snippy! You just envy my haiku Creativity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 A one word last line That is impressive to me A deft maneuver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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