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  • 4 months later...
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things need reposted

goodies never fade away

laugh again my friends

No keyboard present

Hit F1 to continue

Zen engineering?

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

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Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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Seeing my great fault

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again.

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The code was willing,

It considered your request,

But the chips were weak.

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Printer not ready.

Could be a fatal error.

Have a pen handy?

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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.

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Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

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This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.

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Wind catches lily

scatt'ring petals to the wind:

segmentation fault

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ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have.

You ask way too much.

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

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With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.

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The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist

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Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

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A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

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There is a chasm

of carbon and silicon

the software can't bridge

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Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that.

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To have no errors

Would be life without meaning

No struggle, no joy

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You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

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Hal, open the file

Hal, open the beaver dam file, Hal

open the, please Hal

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

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The ten thousand things

How long do any persist?

Netscape, too, has gone.

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Rather than a beep

Or a rude error message,

These words: "File not found."

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Rebirth flame

wow lots of haikus

many people write these things

let me have a try...

bird flies overhead

something falls from sky above

it smells like poo poo

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GodsThespianChic

JP2 is cool

I really want to meet him

Maybe World Youth Day

I'm talking to friends

One is in Jamaica now

I miss him a lot

One just came back from

Arizona, she was with

Mark Hart and Matt Smith

Who has seen the third

Lord of the Rings movie yet?

I want to see it!

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eat tacos, so very tasty and good for you, tacos, so very tasty and good for you,

yum tacos, so very tasty and good for you, tacos, so very tasty and good for you, tacos, so very tasty and good for you,

yay for free tacos, so very tasty and good for you,

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