I Think I Have A New Role Model

[Nihil Obstat]

Yea, not seriously, but this is awesome.
[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showuser=2970"]Catholic Fanatic[/url]

I skimmed his/her post archive, and I think that literally every single post condemns somebody to hell.

[Nihil Obstat]

Apparently Catholic Fanatic was under the same IP address as Dairygirl.

[Hilde]

[Ed Normile]

Well I always say, Judge not lest you be kicked repeatedly in your tender regions. and also , First remove the plank from your eye so I can replace it with a mature cactus.

ed

[Arpy]

[quote][quote]It's not dogma, but you comitt the grave mortal sin of disobedience if you don't reject a protestant bible with disgust, or, if you already have one, burn it or hand it in to the parish priest.
[/quote]
I like your style StThomas. If you all do not follow the words of the pope now that you have been made aware of them, you will burn in literal fires of hell, where the Terrible Judge will call you to Himself and have you killed, as He did in Luke. Obedience or damnation, the choice is simple.
[/quote]
[quote]It is important to note that not doing your homework can wind you up in hell. All venial sins if committed without care turn into mortal sins. Laziness is a deadly sin do not forget.

If you unrepentedly do not do your homework, you will be bound up and cast into the eternal fires of hell. Literal fires will melt your skin and demons will claw your eyes out and eat them, while your eye sockets ooze out blood that boils and curdles. [/quote]
[quote]Downloading illegal mp3s is stealing and a mortal sin. Downloading music that might be illegal is also a mortal sin because you are allowing yourself the possibility of stealing, and probably are stealing a lot anyway.

If you do these things, you will be bound up and cast into the literal fires of hell. There the only food that will fill your eternal hungers will be the maggots that are eating at your eyes. The greatest hunger will be where the Terrible Judge should sit, but alas, He's damned you for eternity from knowing Him. There will be wailing and grinding of teeth, and you will not be released until you have paid the last penny. [/quote]


Lovely descriptions. S/he should write horror stories. Also, I am so going to hell. D:

Edited February 1, 2010 by Arpy

[Nihil Obstat]

I have to hand it to Dairygirl, she does have a sense of humour after all.

[Happy_Catholic]

[quote name='Arpy' date='01 February 2010 - 04:20 PM' timestamp='1265059228' post='2049078']


Lovely descriptions. S/he should write horror stories. Also, I am so going to hell. D:
[/quote]

Well, according to them you'll have plenty of company!

[HisChildForever]

Well anyone who is a Catholic is going to Hell according to most people, because we worship the Pope.

[CatherineM]

I was asked today what would make me a good role model. My answer was that I'd never been told that I was a bad role model.

[Ed Normile]

[b]Downloading illegal mp3s is stealing and a mortal sin. Downloadingmusic that might be illegal is also a mortal sin because you areallowing yourself the possibility of stealing, and probably arestealing a lot anyway.[/b]


I think this avtually comes from the book of Hominominy 3: 12-14 Thou shalt not download illegal mp3's lest thou be cast into the fires of hell where big band music will infest your ears for all eternity whilst fire ants will much upon your no-no areas. It seems pretty clear too me.

ed

[Hilde]

Well I guess I'm going to hell.

[Resurrexi]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='01 February 2010 - 03:42 PM' timestamp='1265056976' post='2049049']

Apparently Catholic Fanatic was under the same IP address as Dairygirl.
[/quote]

How'd you figure that out?

[princessgianna]

[quote name='Resurrexi' date='02 February 2010 - 09:09 PM' timestamp='1265162961' post='2050135']
How'd you figure that out?
[/quote]
He isn't responding

[Nihil Obstat]

1337 h4><0rZ

Aloysius spilled the beans.

[sidemunch88]

we are all going to die

[mcts]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='01 February 2010 - 04:34 PM' timestamp='1265060095' post='2049097']
Well anyone who is a Catholic is going to Hell according to most people, because we worship the Pope.
[/quote]

of course!

[sidemunch88]

The pope

[Saint Therese]

[quote name='pvtmiller' date='02 February 2010 - 11:38 PM' timestamp='1265171886' post='2050258']
we are all going to die
[/quote]

[rhetoricfemme]

If this person has children, you can bet their daily punishment includes being locked in a broom closet with a crucifix peering down at them from the wall. Which is only visible from the tiny crack of light making its way through the break between the door and its frame. You know. So they can think about what they've done.

[IcePrincessKRS]

[quote name='rhetoricfemme' date='03 February 2010 - 08:16 PM' timestamp='1265242578' post='2050851']
If this person has children, you can bet their daily punishment includes being locked in a broom closet with a crucifix peering down at them from the wall. Which is only visible from the tiny crack of light making its way through the break between the door and its frame. You know. So they can think about what they've done.
[/quote]

That's what I do with my kids.