Mothers Of Phatmass

[dominicansoul]

...actually, I think Hassan is one classy guy for taking care of his friend...

[MIKolbe]

i find it offensive that you use classy and Hassan in the same sentence.

[dominicansoul]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='21 March 2010 - 02:11 PM' timestamp='1269195083' post='2076967']
i find it offensive that you use classy and Hassan in the same sentence.


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...Yikes! I did that, didn't I? I apologize for the ramifications of such an utterance...

[Hassan]

[quote name='dominicansoul' date='21 March 2010 - 01:53 PM' timestamp='1269193996' post='2076955']
a "broad" usually refers to a woman of easy virtue...

not trying to be judgmental, but how do you wind up drunken off your butt, vomiting over people and wind up going home with Hassan, if you're not a broad?
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Me and my male friends had been drinking in a friends room. I'm in a dorm for honors studets and students in some specail programs and so some of the girls here can be a bit stuck up. My friend is a really sweet girl but kind of a tomboy and so she doesn't always mix with the girls on the hall. She hangs out with 'the guys' a lot because she finds us less judgemental. She came back from a show and eating with some other friends and found us drinking. She asked if she could have some. I offered her a shot of vodka. James gave her a chaser which in his intoxicated state he forgot was actually vodka and juice. She chuged a bit of that before realizing it was alchoholic. By then it was about 11. I had promised my friend habib I'd go get icecream with him at 11 because he needed a study break. She asked to come. I took some pink lemonaid mixed with vodka with me. While we were walking I told habib there was vodka in it so if I got drunk and offered him some without thinking later he should refuse. She was a bit tipsy by this point and asked for some. Without thinking I gave her some. By the time we got to Ben and Jerry's she was drunk. I was talking to people and ordering for her while she sat down. By the time I got her the icecream she was feeling sick. We took her outside to get some air and she threw up on herself. As we were walking I told her to grab onto me like we were a couple so the police wouldn't notice I wad supporting her. At which point she threw up all overe shoes. Anyway, that's how she got there. She's not of 'easy virtue' as you said. She's a virgin and has never even kissed a boy. She come from a pretty strict Hindu home.

[MIKolbe]

Absolut Eucmenism

[Hassan]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='21 March 2010 - 02:36 PM' timestamp='1269196580' post='2076981']
Absolut Eucmenism


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[IcePrincessKRS]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='21 March 2010 - 03:36 PM' timestamp='1269196580' post='2076981']
Absolut Eucmenism


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Win.

[Hassan]

[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='21 March 2010 - 02:45 PM' timestamp='1269197148' post='2076988']
Win.
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[Jesus_lol]

ozone generators also work well for getting nasty smells out of places. put one in there, shut the door and go somewhere elze for an hour or two. it worked for getting the smell out after a beer was spilled on the carpet interior of my car.





(actually the beers were in a glass bottle and it froze overnight and shattered. two large bottles of beer.)

[Krush2k2]

yea I'm curious-what he did 2 help her out was a good deed-how come Hassan has such negative rep here?

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='Krush2k2' date='21 March 2010 - 12:20 PM' timestamp='1269199228' post='2077001']
yea I'm curious-what he did 2 help her out was a good deed-how come Hassan has such negative rep here?
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because not all of us are drunk vomiting girls.


hope that helped.

[Krush2k2]

That didnt really help-does he usualy insult people on phatmass or something?

[dominicansoul]

[quote name='Krush2k2' date='21 March 2010 - 03:27 PM' timestamp='1269199661' post='2077006']
That didnt really help-does he usualy insult people on phatmass or something?
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dude, just stick around...

[Hassan]

[quote name='Krush2k2' date='21 March 2010 - 03:27 PM' timestamp='1269199661' post='2077006']
That didnt really help-does he usualy insult people on phatmass or something?
[/quote]

I'm a much nicer person in real life. On the internet I forget that I'm responding to real people sometimes and not just ideas and abstractions. There are probably 3-5 people here who I really do not get along with and a lot of griping and back and forth comes from that.

Also I can just generally come off as abrasive and confrontational.

[MIKolbe]

and slow in the head......don't forget slow in the head....

[Hassan]

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='21 March 2010 - 03:23 PM' timestamp='1269199437' post='2077004']
because not all of us are drunk vomiting girls.


hope that helped.
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[Hassan]

[quote name='MIkolbe' date='21 March 2010 - 04:24 PM' timestamp='1269203053' post='2077031']
and slow in the head......don't forget slow in the head....


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[Hassan]

[quote name='HisChildForever' date='21 March 2010 - 01:43 PM' timestamp='1269193384' post='2076950']
I take offense to you calling this young woman a "broad."
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I appreciate this.

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='Hassan' date='21 March 2010 - 01:24 PM' timestamp='1269203055' post='2077032']

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unless you dispute that claim?

[Hassan]

[quote name='Jesus_lol' date='21 March 2010 - 04:31 PM' timestamp='1269203474' post='2077046']
unless you dispute that claim?
[/quote]


You've always been a drunken, vomiting girl to meeeee!!!!!!!!