The Church Of Anti-Bunchie

[Jesus_lol]

there fixed it!

[zunshynn]

Don't forget JimR-OCDS

[Hilde]

This is just too unfunny and lame.

I'm leaving phatmass for a while.

[vee]

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[size="4"][b]anti bunchie patrol[/b][/size]

[Bunchie]

maybee i was rong to go here.

[Paddington]

I [i]do[/i] have a religion. Whatdaya know?

[Bunchie]

why u want hurt bunchie so?



we hug and say hi!

[Paddington]

*fights back a guilty feeling*

I've been tricked by this kind of thing before, space llama!

[Bunchie]

[quote name='Paddington' date='31 March 2010 - 11:51 PM' timestamp='1270097472' post='2084616']
*fights back a guilty feeling*

I've been tricked by this kind of thing before, space llama!
[/quote]
no trick! bunchie love everyone!

[Nihil Obstat]

Just passing on what my pal Benedict was saying earlier at St. Peter's....

Wherefore in the name of God the All-powerful, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, of Blessed Peter, Prince of the Apostles, and of all the saints, in virtue of the power which has been given us of binding and loosing in Heaven and on earth, we deprive the Church of Anti-Bunchie herself and all her accomplices and all her abettors of the Communion of the Body and Blood of Our Lord, we separate her from the society of all Christians, we exclude her from the bosom of our Holy Mother the Church in Heaven and on earth, we declare her excommunicated and anathematized and we judge her condemned to eternal fire with Satan and his angels and all the reprobate, so long as she will not burst the fetters of the demon, do penance and satisfy the Church; we deliver her to Satan to mortify her body, that her soul may be saved on the day of judgment.

[zunshynn]

[quote name='Bunchie' date='31 March 2010 - 10:23 PM' timestamp='1270095808' post='2084591']
maybee i was rong to go here.
[/quote]

Yes. You were. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='31 March 2010 - 11:48 PM' timestamp='1270093716' post='2084570']
We separate ye, O haters of Bunchie, together with your accomplices and abettors, from the precious body and blood of the Lord and from the society of all Christians; we exclude ye from our Holy Mother, the Church in Heaven, and on earth; we declare ye excommunicate and anathema; we judge ye damned, with the Devil and his angels and all the reprobate, to eternal fire until ye shall recover himself from the toils of the devil and return to amendment and to penitence.

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[/quote][quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='01 April 2010 - 01:05 AM' timestamp='1270098302' post='2084623']
Just passing on what my pal Benedict was saying earlier at St. Peter's....

Wherefore in the name of God the All-powerful, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, of Blessed Peter, Prince of the Apostles, and of all the saints, in virtue of the power which has been given us of binding and loosing in Heaven and on earth, we deprive the Church of Anti-Bunchie herself and all her accomplices and all her abettors of the Communion of the Body and Blood of Our Lord, we separate her from the society of all Christians, we exclude her from the bosom of our Holy Mother the Church in Heaven and on earth, we declare her excommunicated and anathematized and we judge her condemned to eternal fire with Satan and his angels and all the reprobate, so long as she will not burst the fetters of the demon, do penance and satisfy the Church; we deliver her to Satan to mortify her body, that her soul may be saved on the day of judgment.
[/quote]
I beat you to it.

Get with the program, what are you, Polish?

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='01 April 2010 - 12:05 AM' timestamp='1270098302' post='2084623']
Just passing on what my pal Benedict was saying earlier at St. Peter's....

Wherefore in the name of God the All-powerful, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, of Blessed Peter, Prince of the Apostles, and of all the saints, in virtue of the power which has been given us of binding and loosing in Heaven and on earth, we deprive the Church of Anti-Bunchie herself and all her accomplices and all her abettors of the Communion of the Body and Blood of Our Lord, we separate her from the society of all Christians, we exclude her from the bosom of our Holy Mother the Church in Heaven and on earth, we declare her excommunicated and anathematized and we judge her condemned to eternal fire with Satan and his angels and all the reprobate, so long as she will not burst the fetters of the demon, do penance and satisfy the Church; we deliver her to Satan to mortify her body, that her soul may be saved on the day of judgment.
[/quote]

Did the Pope actually excommunicate someone yesterday? Or is this the Pope's declaration on Bunchie? It's yet to be seen whether Bunchie cares about how the Pope feels about him/her/it, since I'm not aware that Bunchie has ever made a declaration of faith.

I'll be interested to see if the fact that the anti-Bunchie church is headed by three female bishops causes any Phorum-ites to have "mixed feelings" (being diplomatic). LOL

Edited April 1, 2010 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[Bunchie]

[quote name='zunshynn' date='01 April 2010 - 12:14 AM' timestamp='1270098883' post='2084636']
Yes. You were. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
[/quote]
rly?

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' date='01 April 2010 - 12:16 AM' timestamp='1270098962' post='2084637']
I beat you to it.

Get with the program, what are you, Polish?


[/quote]

I said it more thoroughly.
[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='01 April 2010 - 12:17 AM' timestamp='1270099024' post='2084639']
Did the Pope actually excommunicate someone yesterday? Or is this the Pope's declaration on Bunchie? It's yet to be seen whether Bunchie cares about how the Pope feels about him/her/it, since I'm not aware that Bunchie has ever made a declaration of faith.

I'll be interested to see if the fact that the anti-Bunchie church is headed by three female bishops causes any Phorum-ites to have "mixed feelings" (being diplomatic). LOL
[/quote]
Sure the Pope excommunicated someone yesterday. It was all the members of the Church of Anti-Bunchie.

Bunchie is clearly Catholic, because anything that awesome is clearly divinely guided. Therefore we know that Bunchie must get marching orders from the Magisterium.

Edited April 1, 2010 by Nihil Obstat