A Lion, A Tiger, A Bear, And An Alligator

[Era Might]

In my humble opinion, the alligator would win because it has that thick skin, and it would let the other three animals fight it out until, in their weakened state, they would have no defense against the alligator's deadly teeth.

Edited July 21, 2010 by Era Might

[Nihil Obstat]

I also think alligator, although I prefer crocodiles personally.

The only wildcard would be if the bear could snap the alligator's spine. Otherwise I think that the bear and tiger and lion would all weaken each other, probably with the tiger left, which would lose to the alligator.

[Hassan]

The lion is the chosen beast of Allah

[sixpence]

i dont think an alligator would survive an attack by any of the others... I think the bear wouldnt stand up to the lion or tiger, just based on agility, and I think that lion v tiger is a close one... but I think the tiger would win

just throw in a killer rabbit and the match is decided

Edited July 21, 2010 by sixpence

[ThePenciledOne]

The Lion of Judah.

Edited July 21, 2010 by ThePenciledOne

[Hilde]

Aslan

[Sojourner]

The bear

[CatherineM]

How about gator versus python?

[img]http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/images/051006_pythoneatsgator.jpg[/img]

[Vincent Vega]

[img]http://ufgatorcruise.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gator-logo1.jpg[/img]

[Hassan]

manbearpig

[ThePenciledOne]

[img]http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/national-geographic-lion-windswept-lion-128395-sw.jpg[/img]

[tinytherese]

A lion, a tiger, and a bear, oh my!

[Paddington]

The bear would snap the gator's spine and use him as a baseball bat against the kitties. Then, he would use the gator's teeth to peel the exotic fur off and sell it on E-Bay.


[quote name='sixpence' date='21 July 2010 - 04:27 PM' timestamp='1279740466' post='2146073']I think the bear wouldnt stand up to the lion or tiger, just based on agility,[/quote]

Now you're just being silly.

[CatherineM]

We were at the local Tandy's yesterday, and they had a couple of gator skins at the register. $200 for one that wasn't quite 2 feet long from nose to tip of the tail. Back home, those wouldn't even be worth chasing out of your pool.

[Marie-Therese]

I think they would all walk into a bar.

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='CatherineM' date='24 July 2010 - 07:19 PM' timestamp='1280013549' post='2147599']
We were at the local Tandy's yesterday, and they had a couple of gator skins at the register. $200 for one that wasn't quite 2 feet long from nose to tip of the tail. Back home, those wouldn't even be worth chasing out of your pool.
[/quote]
Srs.
We don't remove them from the pond until they're 5' or 6'. In fact, I think it's illegal to do so before that point.

[SaintOfVirtue]

Alligator wouldn't stand a chance, they rely on surprise and out of the water they are powerless.

The bear would win, they are vicious.

[img]http://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/bear/odd_sizes/Angry-Grizzly-Bear.jpg[/img]

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='SaintOfVirtue' date='24 July 2010 - 09:37 PM' timestamp='1280025422' post='2147689']
Alligator wouldn't stand a chance, they rely on surprise and out of the water they are powerless.

The bear would win, they are vicious.

[img]http://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/bear/odd_sizes/Angry-Grizzly-Bear.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
Who said it was out of the water?

[Nihil Obstat]

We also never heard if it was a black bear, or grizzly. A black bear wouldn't stand a chance. Grizzlies are pretty frightening creatures though.

[The Bus Station]

None of them.

Round 1: Seeing the bear as the largest enemy, the lion and tiger, being cousins, would instinctively join forces to attack it first. Both cats would out-maneuver the bear in agility, climbing all over his body and biting at his neck. The bear becomes fatigued (too much hibernation, not enough exercise) and collapses, eventually bleeding to death from massive neck wounds.

Round 2: The alligator has been calmly watching with his mouth wide open, uploading the whole fight onto his YouTube channel (in 4 parts). Being a primarily defensive creature, he has no reason to attack either cat, but waits. The lion and tiger then get together and produce a LIGER. Rawr.

Round 3: The alligator waits for the opportune moment to make its move on the young liger cub. When it does, it is a furious tug of war between the cats and the alligator. Sensing that it is outmatched, the alligator lets the resilient cub free. The tiger, having much less experience with gators than the lion, is like "wth you tried to eat my kid" and foolishly seeks to destroy the alligator. The two get into a long tussle, resulting in the tiger's legs eventually giving in to several bite wounds. The gator goes in for the kill and nom nom noms on tiger.

Round 4: The gator is now exhausted, so lion is like "lol watch this" to his liger cub, and adds to the gator wounds, but not before gator gets a good NOM NOM NOM out of lion. So they both bleed to death, and die. But before lion dies, he tells liger, "Remember who you are..." and then he dies. These words haunt liger for the rest of his life, because he's like "ok srsly I'm a liger -- I'm not even supposed to exist. And wth is that a bear carcass?"

So liger has a serious identity crisis and writes a memoir about his traumatizing experience of growing up in a tiny room with three different species of animal around him, and watching all of them die.

So.