7 People Entrusted W/ “Keys To The Internet”

[CatherineM]

[quote name='Slappo' date='28 July 2010 - 01:15 PM' timestamp='1280340902' post='2149145']
Oh you realize...


This is all a master plan to stop wikileaks
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Now that makes the most sense.

[let_go_let_God]

^
Agreed

God bless-
LGLG

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Sacred Music Man' date='28 July 2010 - 01:58 AM' timestamp='1280296701' post='2149039']
Rings of Power given to men, eh?

Oh wait--
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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='28 July 2010 - 02:12 PM' timestamp='1280340758' post='2149143']
Spoiler alert:

Obama is one of the seven horcruxes of the internet.
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Sweet! Two book references in one thread--on the same page. Score.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

"Three keys for the liberal demiurges under the sky,
Nine for the corporate CEOs in their halls of stone,
Seven for mortal men doomed to die,
One for dark lord Obama on his throne
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie.
One key to rule them all, one key to find them,
one key to bring them all, and in blue screen of death to bind them.
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie."

[Thy Geekdom Come]

In potentially related news...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPv4_address_exhaustion

[Ziggamafu]

[quote name='Raphael' date='28 July 2010 - 05:09 PM' timestamp='1280351363' post='2149236']
"Three keys for the liberal demiurges under the sky,
Nine for the corporate CEOs in their halls of stone,
Seven for mortal men doomed to die,
One for dark lord Obama on his throne
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie.
One key to rule them all, one key to find them,
one key to bring them all, and in blue screen of death to bind them.
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie."
[/quote]

This needs to be a new Phatmass tee.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='Ziggamafu' date='28 July 2010 - 05:15 PM' timestamp='1280351735' post='2149240']
This needs to be a new Phatmass tee.
[/quote]
Nah. It's not mission-specific to PM. Actually, it's pretty off-topic.

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Raphael' date='28 July 2010 - 05:09 PM' timestamp='1280351363' post='2149236']
"Three keys for the liberal demiurges under the sky,
Nine for the corporate CEOs in their halls of stone,
Seven for mortal men doomed to die,
One for dark lord Obama on his throne
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie.
One key to rule them all, one key to find them,
one key to bring them all, and in blue screen of death to bind them.
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie."
[/quote]
Aaaand... icing on the cake

[ardillacid]

I'd like to see more detailed information on this. There is no centralized internet hub as portrayed in South Park. It is a network composed of networks, just using the same protocol(s). You would need dozens or hundreds of these keys. Sounds like a load of poo to me.

[Lil Red]

[quote name='notardillacid' date='28 July 2010 - 02:47 PM' timestamp='1280353623' post='2149250']
I'd like to see more detailed information on this. There is no centralized internet hub as portrayed in South Park. It is a network composed of networks, just using the same protocol(s). You would need dozens or hundreds of these keys. Sounds like a load of poo to me.
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asking for evidence is a load of poo

[jeffpugh]

The "keys" could be protocols to get swat teams in to "deal" with network warehouses.

Edited July 28, 2010 by Sacred Music Man

[ThePenciledOne]

[quote name='Raphael' date='28 July 2010 - 06:09 PM' timestamp='1280351363' post='2149236']
"Three keys for the liberal demiurges under the sky,
Nine for the corporate CEOs in their halls of stone,
Seven for mortal men doomed to die,
One for dark lord Obama on his throne
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie.
One key to rule them all, one key to find them,
one key to bring them all, and in blue screen of death to bind them.
In the District of Columbia where the shadows lie."
[/quote]

In a way this is ingenious.

But for the fact that I love Lord of the Rings so much, this distortion hurts me.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='notardillacid' date='28 July 2010 - 05:47 PM' timestamp='1280353623' post='2149250']
I'd like to see more detailed information on this. There is no centralized internet hub as portrayed in South Park. It is a network composed of networks, just using the same protocol(s). You would need dozens or hundreds of these keys. Sounds like a load of poo to me.
[/quote]
Actually, all you really need is for Neo to stick his hand in any connected computer mainframe.

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='Raphael' date='28 July 2010 - 07:24 PM' timestamp='1280363085' post='2149325']
Actually, all you really need is for Neo to stick his hand in any connected computer mainframe.
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[LouisvilleFan]

It's obviously a hoax.