Mikolbe's Top Five

[kafka]

I decided to choose MIkolbe for my study of pre-homo sapien homonids, and noticed certain trends which manifest the unevolved state of that stuff between his ears (if there is any). After analyzing the data I have narrowed it down to five re-occurring posts which are troubling in quality and number:

1. There is no spoon.
2. ___ is a chump.
3. Rachael is fierce.
4. Hahahaha.
5. you never call me.

Notes:

1. Lack of self-reflection. Inability to qualify and categorize objects in mind. Regression to primitive tools.
2. use of grunts to manifest indigestion of wooly mammoth meat.
3. Inability to see feminine qualities, manifesting impotency
4. Inability to use sophisticated internetal modes of communication.
5. Ostracised from hunting parties

Conclusion:

MIkolbe is a Homo erectus pekinensis, beamed to the future by Picard, as a spectacle for zoos and circuses.

Edited November 10, 2010 by kafka

[rachael]

ugh

[MIKolbe]

i guess we don't have to ask how kafka's love life is going....

btw, rachael is fierce.

[kafka]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289388364' post='2186161']
i guess we don't have to ask how kafka's love life is going....
[/quote]
We?

[kafka]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1289388364' post='2186161']
btw, rachael is fierce.
[/quote]
I dont need to know that.

Maybe you should inform the Greek.

[MIKolbe]

no.. you need to know that..

[kafka]

as much as I need to cover my face.

[Deus te Amat]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289364649' post='2186123']
I decided to choose MIkolbe for my study of pre-homo sapien homonids, and noticed certain trends which manifest the unevolved state of that stuff between his ears (if there is any). After analyzing the data I have narrowed it down to five re-occurring posts which are troubling in quality and number:

1. There is no spoon.
2. ___ is a chump.
3. Rachael is fierce.
4. Hahahaha.
5. you never call me.

Notes:

1. Lack of self-reflection. Inability to qualify and categorize objects in mind. Regression to primitive tools.
2. use of grunts to manifest indigestion of wooly mammoth meat.
3. Inability to see feminine qualities, manifesting impotency
4. Inability to use sophisticated internetal modes of communication.
5. Ostracised from hunting parties

Conclusion:

MIkolbe is a Homo erectus pekinensis, beamed to the future by Picard, as a spectacle for zoos and circuses.
[/quote]

I think that this is pretty much the most awesomest post in the history of awesomest posts.

[kafka]

[quote name='kafka' timestamp='1289415256' post='2186230']
as much as I need to cover my face.


[/quote]
another sabotaged post of mine.

[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1289421931' post='2186268']
I think that this is pretty much the most awesomest post in the history of awesomest posts.
[/quote]

[sidemunch88]

I miss C heese

[MIKolbe]

i will bring ch[s][/s][s][/s]eese back for you

[rachael]

my throat is on fire

[MIKolbe]

MINE TOOO!!!!

i am having peach tea at work...

i think Addie got me sick...

[rachael]

i was going to go ride the ambulance today. not so much.

[sidemunch88]

coagulated milk?

[kafka]

[sidemunch88]

I inspected that element

[rachael]

is kafka in love with jason?

[kafka]

[quote name='rachael' timestamp='1291390041' post='2190638']
is kafka in love with jason?
[/quote]

[rachael]

it's cute.