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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

haha, i almost got arrested to but for a more serious dilemma due to my utter stupidity and excess alcohol consumption(don't get drunk except at wedding,JESUS said so!And st paul said have a little for what ails you not alot!) Any how long story cut short,i have powerful helpers in heaven and the arch-angel gabriel took control of my tounge and i told them how i was trying to get into detox and rehab and it had taken over a month(well thats what i was saying to them when i came around and half the police force was in my apartment[well like 3 or 4 of them]) and i must have immpressed them so much through the arch angel Gab taking control of my yapper that the kind sir said to me "hey you know what where going to ring the rehab for you and ask them what the hell is taking so long" "and i said thanks,if you have to come back you can arrest me i won't resist i am on you guys side."
Is this the END or truely THE BEGGINING.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL
JC "seek and ye shall find,knock and the door will be opened." "be baptised and believe and you will be saved."anyone whom eats my flesh and drinks my blood will have life in them."
St Paul "persistance bears fruits of hope." "how i wish you all to be like me(chaste i assume) but i know this is not possible but have many times of abstinance."

P.S. Don't do this ever,but hopefully if you do you are close to the kingdom of heaven and our LORD sends GAB to protect you :) and it is all factual to the best of my memory.And hey take back the term gift of the GAB from the skullduggirist pirates they ain't got GAB we got GAB.

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Venerable Matt Talbot, pray!

[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Talbot"]http://en.wikipedia....iki/Matt_Talbot[/url]

Pray like a BIG dog!

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Little Flower

huh? whats that there for? (if the link explains why you posted that there i cant click it due to the nanny state i live in LOL)

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Matt Talbot, Irish bachelor, raging alcoholic who dried out and lived an exemplary Christian life. Venerable in the Catholic Church. Considered by many as the patron saint of alcoholics.

He's been on my mind lately.

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Little Flower

is he different than the monk who has some cd's out there whose last name is talbot? wait i think thats john michael talbot... never mind

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Little Flower

[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1324446229' post='2354910']
See post #363 above.






Matt Talbot died in 1925. If he sang, it was probably in pubs, and I doubt that he made any CD's.
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what about #363? it didn't make much more sense than any of his other ones :) lol. the PS anyway :)

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[quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1312858146' post='2284123']
[size=5]It happened a couple of weeks ago but I didn't say anything because I was ashamed but now I have to tell the truth. If you wonder why it is located in the Immature Fan Club threads well it is because it is immature to almost go to jail and also that it was a really stupid thing that I commited. I'm not going to go to lots of details but here is part of what happened:[/size]

[size=5]So one day while I was riding my bike on a dirt road, suddenly I got distracted and I didn't watch where I was going...because I thought I saw a deer in a cornfield... when I started to pay attention what I was doing, I was going off the road and into a ditch but as I was about to stop, a dumb branch hit my head and I was knocked out!!!!! I don't remember when I woke up but I found myself stealing a cow!!!! I don't know why though it was probably my head wound but the farmer's son took me to the hospital! I didn't have any concussion but I just had a huge headache though. They bandage my head and gave me some medicine to ease the my huge headache that I had. So the farmer's son took me back to his home where I rested for a couple of days. But the next day I was my normal self and I didn't really remember what happened the day before but it doesn't really matter. Oh the farmer didn't press charges against me because of my accident!!!!!![/size]


[size=5]But I have to confess something, the farmer's son and I are...um....well...in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I kind have knew the farmer and his family before this happened but I didn't fall in love with the son until little later on....[/size]


[size=5]His name is Chris :drool: [/size]

[size=5]He's Catholic and gorgeous!!!!!!!! :love:[/size]


[size=5]I love him soooooooooooo much! :smile2:[/size]


[size=5]By the way, he's heck of a good kisser! Also he told me the same thing :smile2:[/size]
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What did I actually just read? :|

[img]http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/images/gallery/galleries/Macros%20-%20Dash/dash%20wait%20what.jpg[/img]

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