Convent Adventures!

[MissyP89]

[quote name='cmariadiaz' timestamp='1317235282' post='2311773']
Did I ever mention the time that I (with the help of my fellow postulants) played a joke on the assistant postulant mistress?



(I will post the details later). It was an april fool's joke.
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You would.

[MissScripture]

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1317340326' post='2312609']
i'm saving all my convent adventure stories for the book I'm writing about my convent adventures
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I call first dibs on reading it!

[cmaD2006]

[quote name='MissyP89' timestamp='1317340686' post='2312612']

You would.
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The best part yet ... the assistant postulant mistress didn't even ASK who it was. Nor did any of us get in trouble. I mean ... it was great. I *think* I posted it in another thread. Will go hunt it down and if I can't find it I will repost.

And yep the idea was mine, and I got all of the other three postulants to go along. Each of us played a role in the joke. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha .

I still to this day do NOT know if the sister knows whose idea was it.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1317340326' post='2312609']
i'm saving all my convent adventure stories for the book I'm writing about my convent adventures
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Just be sure your book includes the story about the postulants, uh, "passing gas."

[vee]

It was probably her and she's blaming that group

[brandelynmarie]

[faithcecelia]

One evening at recreation we were celebrating something (cant remember what) and had a few drinkies. By the time we went through to Readings we were a little pink cheeked and, erm, happy. We made it through the psalmody fairly easily, but when one reading was on the evil of drunkenness we were all just gone, half wetting ourselves laughing! How the poor sister reading managed I'll never know.


The elderly former prioress and NM (for a total of about 60yrs!) wrote an absolutely beautiful monologue of the Monastery Cat which she read to use at recreation. It was the most wonderful tale of pride, loss of innocence, humiliation and reconciliation.....as the cat found herself 'in the family way' and was too ashamed to let holy nuns see her like that!!!
Oh I [i]must[/i] see if I can get a copy of it, it was just delightful

[brandelynmarie]

Too funny!!! : : Yes, could you try to get a copy of The Monastery Cat? It sounds wonderful!

Edited September 30, 2011 by brandelynmarie

[HopefulBride]

[quote name='faithcecelia' timestamp='1317420679' post='2313048']
One evening at recreation we were celebrating something (cant remember what) and had a few drinkies. By the time we went through to Readings we were a little pink cheeked and, erm, happy. We made it through the psalmody fairly easily, but when one reading was on the evil of drunkenness we were all just gone, half wetting ourselves laughing! How the poor sister reading managed I'll never know.


The elderly former prioress and NM (for a total of about 60yrs!) wrote an absolutely beautiful monologue of the Monastery Cat which she read to use at recreation. It was the most wonderful tale of pride, loss of innocence, humiliation and reconciliation.....as the cat found herself 'in the family way' and was too ashamed to let holy nuns see her like that!!!
Oh I [i]must[/i] see if I can get a copy of it, it was just delightful
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oooh I am eager to read it. I can visualize all the sisters laughing while the poor sister reading tried to keep her razzle dazzle and I can't stop laughing.