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FutureCarmeliteClaire

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FutureCarmeliteClaire

"You know, there are non-latex condoms."

 

"I really laughed so hard I farted, but no one knew."

 

This is payback.

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Nihil Obstat

I remember, way back to grade nine sex ed. My teacher said "My version of 'the talk' went like this. I was on the way out the door, and my dad said to me, "Brad, never use a bread bag as a condom.""

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GeorgiiMichael

I remember, way back to grade nine sex ed. My teacher said "My version of 'the talk' went like this. I was on the way out the door, and my dad said to me, "Brad, never use a bread bag as a condom.""

 

Your teacher's dad gives solid advice.

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Nihil Obstat

Your teacher's dad gives solid advice.

Yeah, it is hard to call that 'bad advice', per se. Although it caries certain implications that are not necessarily good.

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GeorgiiMichael

Yeah, it is hard to call that 'bad advice', per se. Although it caries certain implications that are not necessarily good.

 

True, very true. But in the end, a bread bag isn't enjoyable for anyone, despite it's immoral, pleasure-seeking intent.

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Evangetholic

If there were not teen girls on this thread I'd make a very funny and very coarse joke.

 

As is:

 

Oh Heavens! I've never seen such obscenity.

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FutureCarmeliteClaire

Almost forgot this one:

"I'll be like that woman on 27 Dresses. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. Until what's his name?... Hugh Jackman comes and sweeps me off my feet."

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