CatholicsAreKewl Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Here's one I heard the other day: What do you call on nun on a plane? [spoiler]A Roamin' Catholic[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthephysicist Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Israel is developing a new line of Galilean dairy products for worldwide export. Cheeses of Nazareth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I like wearing my boots when dying Easter eggs, just so I can say, I dyed with my boots on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffboom Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus? Because they didn't have 50 Cent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 What do you call cheese that is not yours? [spoiler]NACHO CHEESE[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spem in alium Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) What did one farmer say to the other? "We're farmers!" Two muffins were being heated in the oven. One muffin says: "Gee, it's hot in here!" The other says: "Wow, a talking muffin!" My dad tells these jokes all the time. This man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, whenever I touch here, here and here it hurts. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Your finger's broken." An elderly couple had another couple over for dinner. The two men were talking with each other after the meal, and the host said to his friend: "You know, the other night we went to this amazing restaurant for dinner." His friend replied: "Oh yeah, what was the name of the place?" The host said: "Oh, gee, I can't for the life of me remember...hey, what's the name of that pretty flower with the thorns?" His friend answered: "You mean a rose?" The host said: "That's it!" and called to his wife: "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the restaurant we ate at the other night?" Edited May 9, 2013 by Spem in alium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscerningCatholic Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 What does a rude pepper do? Gets jalapeño face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContemporaryCaflicCrusader Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 What is quicker the trip from 1st to 2nd base? Or 2nd to 3rd? [spoiler]2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle of it.[/spoiler] A Muslim, a communist, an illegal alien, and a felon walks into a bar... Bartenders says so whats it gonna be Mr. President? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy? [spoiler]He was a laughing stock.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.†The mushroom replies, [spoiler]“Why not? I’m a fungi!†[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.†The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of his body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?†The rope replies, [spoiler]“No, I’m a frayed knot.†[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey! We’ve got a drink named after you!†Surprised, the grasshopper replies, [spoiler]“You’ve got a drink named Steve?†[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Where does George Washington keep his armies? [spoiler]In his sleevies[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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