New Job

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

 

Living in the South, I get these questions. But not much lately though.

I have, and I drank His blood yesterday too. ;) omnomnom.

[Papist]

I have, and I drank His blood yesterday too. ;) omnomnom.

:shocking:

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Too much?

[WillT]

I'm not sure "omnomnom" is an appropriate post communion meditation.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

I'm not sure "omnomnom" is an appropriate post communion meditation.

Don't tell me how I can and cannot pray.   :numchucks:

[WillT]

Don't tell me how I can and cannot pray. :numchucks:

Don't tell me how I can and cannot tell people how they can and cannot pray!

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Don't tell me how I can and cannot tell people they can or cannot tell me how I can or cannot pray! 

 

:|

[WillT]

Don't tell me how I can and cannot tell people they can or cannot tell me how I can or cannot pray!

:|

Don't make me call the Pope.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Call him.

[OnlySunshine]

Don't make me call the Pope.

 

 

Call him.

 

[WillT]

Call him.

Just did. He said I'm right. He considered excommunication, but I told him that wasn't necessary in this case. You're welcome.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

Well I just accepted the Methodist job offer so maybe I should be excommunicated after all.

 

  :bananarap:

[WillT]

Congrats! One of my best friends growing up was Methodist. Now he's Catholic. ;)

[ToJesusMyHeart]

That's my plan for all the preschool children. 

 

SHHHHH!

[WillT]

That's my plan for all the preschool children.

SHHHHH!

Don't tell your boss. Also, a novena to the Holy Spirit helps.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

No worries, I'm well versed in being stealthy. And a novena sounds like a great idea! 

[WillT]

Wise as a serpent.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

:unsure: I was hoping to more closely imitate "Sophia" from Scriptures.

[WillT]

Oh.

[ToJesusMyHeart]

K.