VeraMaria Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON Do not Iron clothes on body. ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID) Warning: may cause drowsiness. ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE Warning: keep out of children. ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS For indoor or outdoor use only. ON THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUAL FOR A CANON CAMERA (circa 1966) "Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button." ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR Not to be used for the other use. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS Warning: contains nuts. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: Fly Delta.) ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's okay, honey -- just grab the Palmolive!) On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." (Hey, no more swimming in the washing machine, kids.) ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how...?) ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion.) ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX Fits one head. ON A PACKET OF SUN-MAID RAISINS Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? ON A HAIRDRYER Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ON A BAG OF FRITOS You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Evidently, the shoplifter special.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
immaculata Posted August 23, 2003 Posted August 23, 2003 On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's okay, honey -- just grab the Palmolive!) Hey, there's an idea.... :P
VeraMaria Posted August 24, 2003 Author Posted August 24, 2003 I don't know, I just love these! There were pictures of the products on the webpage, too, but I thought it'd take too long to load...
MorphRC Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 [quote]ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how...?) ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion.)[/quote] LOL.
Andrea348 Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 [quote name='VeraMaria' date='Aug 22 2003, 07:28 PM'] On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's okay, honey -- just grab the Palmolive!) [/quote] lol...i can relate to this one... The liturgical ministers and choir were having dinner between Masses at our college campus ministry and we were having spagetti for dinner. The cleaning man had been cleaning the kitchen earlier in the day and accidentaly left out the can of comit on the table. Well, comet looks strikingly similar to kraft parmesean coagulated milk. Without paying attention, one of the guys grabbed the Comet and put it on his spagetti thinking it was coagulated milk. Luckily he noticed once he put it on that the coagulated milk looked awfully blue and realized what it was. We all still laugh about it...so at least I can see where they're coming from on that one....but then again, what looks like dishwashing soap????
the_rev Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Today at a box at work, it said on the bottom, "Do not Drop" Luckilly I didn't drop it!
StColette Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON Do not Iron clothes on body. lol I must confess I've actually done this before, I didn't have enough time to really iron my entire shirt so I just ironed the front while wearing it LOL
WCC_Catholic Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 (edited) [color=red]sad thing is that the reason they on there is because ppl have actually done them. in the RV manuals there is a Warning next to the cruse control that says and this is verbatum! "RV does not Drive itself so you must not leave the driver's seat"the reason for this is because someone actually left his seat to use the bathroom thinking it was auto piolet sad huh [/color] Edited July 17, 2004 by WCC_Catholic
StColette Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Uh since I did iron my shirt once while I was wearing it does that make me an idiot ? LOL
justfran Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 [quote]ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. [/quote] i don't what to know what made them put that one on.
StColette Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 [quote]ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. [/quote]
MorphRC Posted July 18, 2004 Posted July 18, 2004 [quote name='WCC_Catholic' date='Jul 18 2004, 07:59 AM'] [color=red]sad thing is that the reason they on there is because ppl have actually done them. in the RV manuals there is a Warning next to the cruse control that says and this is verbatum! "RV does not Drive itself so you must not leave the driver's seat"the reason for this is because someone actually left his seat to use the bathroom thinking it was auto piolet sad huh [/color] [/quote] When I saw this, i thought one of the mods, edited whatever you said to pieces..lol
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