ilovechrist Posted June 12, 2004 Posted June 12, 2004 i know you gave him the plunger, i was referring to what Vera gave him... i haven't seen Vera at all today on here.... and i'm getting bored. *check out* good night!
let_go_let_God Posted June 14, 2004 Posted June 14, 2004 Iacobus should feel special because everyone gives him stuff.
ilovechrist Posted June 14, 2004 Posted June 14, 2004 [quote name='let_go_let_God' date='Jun 13 2004, 09:24 PM'] I think vera gave him the fish. [/quote] well DUH, considering i said earlier [quote]on how NOT to get slapped in Open Mic with a fish [/quote]
voiciblanche Posted June 14, 2004 Posted June 14, 2004 I've never been slapped with a fish, I don't think. ... That's really asking for it, isn't it?
voiciblanche Posted June 14, 2004 Posted June 14, 2004 You're not supposed to hit your future wife with a fish. (See the Fried Chicken, Butterflies, and Motorcycles thread, LOL!)
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Maybe I should start a thread on how not to get hit with stuff.
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 i'm not supposed to hit my future wife w/ a fish? i think i should be allowed, cuz once we tie the knot, then you get to make 'honey-do-lists' and boss me around the house "until death do us part". what's up with that? i should be able to get my slapping in while i still can!
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 I'd talk with your future wife first about it though and maybe give her a warning as well
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 if i was a mod i'd have probably warned her for something already
crusader1234 Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Hahaha, thats the funniest thing I've ever heard. Imagine in real life... "THE SECRET TO MARITAL BLISS : beat her up [i]before[/i] you get hitched!"
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Lol. Maybe then youll find out if she wants to marry you.
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 ^rich you beat her up BEFORE --course nowadays wives get away with whatever else they can think of...
ilovechrist Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 ^becuz one of the ladies in the town next to us just got away with murdering her husband
let_go_let_God Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Ok so one example, but you mean that if she had just murdered her "future" husband before they got married, it would be easier?
crusader1234 Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Want to hear something weird? I'd say sad, but its too bizarre to be sad. So we are at my aunt's cabin, and then on comes the news, and they are telling this story abot how a wife found her cousin cheating on her at their cottage, it turned out to be the maid, she chased her down the dock, hit the maid offer the head with a shovel, and killed her. So we look out the window, and theres the cottage. Its really weird.. becuase its right across the lake from my aunt. So I was thinking, wow thats sad/weird, then the lady coems on TV and I had JUST seen her at the grocery store like a day or 2 ago.
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