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Not A Mallard

Story so far:

 

There once lived an old man who was very educated in the ancient art of kung fu fighting.  He was alone so no fighting at that time.  But suddenly a goat flew over (it knew kung-fu) screaming obnoxiously loudly.  A kung-fu challenge was inevitable.  Then a monster ate the toilet seat and all three little fat puppies with ketchup sauce.  This was tragic.  It made headlines.  And the man mourned forever until his daughter reminded him that there is always tomorrow.  And tomorrow a bear destroys the entire forest.  The little mermaid did not care about the cat.  She didn’t like being shoehorned into the green teapot that wasn’t boiling Not A Mallard.  Good night everyone!  And good luck!  Loving this story until Joe said, “Congratulations to the happily married couple who ate cake and a yellow bird of fire!”  Dove, Holy Spirit, flying with Grace descended on the frosting, inciting a renewal of the family who is God’s Holy Church!  [EDITORIAL COMMENT - how did CarterMia manage to get an 'f' in phamily?????]  She’s a modernist!  Why not be a transient borg?  No.  A changling.  Man from Nantucket.  Resistance is futile.  404 Not Found!  101 Dalmatians Live!  It's a faaaaaaake.  I would NEVER!!!!!  Pandemonium broke loose!  And it bit a pork taco.

 

…I think we need to work on our consistency.

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