MIKolbe Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Addie walks up to be and says "knock knock" I say "who's there?" She says "nobody", then turns and walks away. That just cracked me up.
Papist Posted June 19, 2015 Author Posted June 19, 2015 Good one. She also tell you the one about how to keep someone in suspense?
HopefulHeart Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) After my graduation, I joked on Facebook that wearing a mortarboard cap really cemented my position as a graduate. Mortar...cement...get it? I know, really lame. Edited June 22, 2015 by HopefulHeart
Maximilianus Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 What did the platano say when he lost his phone? Where did mofongo? Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaj
HopefulHeart Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 While watching a competition on Food Network tonight, I remarked, "No pun intended, but that pancake was a flop."
MIKolbe Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Good one. She also tell you the one about how to keep someone in suspense? how?
Tab'le De'Bah-Rye Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Q.What did the Grim Reaper say to the racist? A.I treat everyone equally! Q.What did it say on the gravestone of the guy that died from diarrhea? A. Went with the flow.
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