Ban The Person Above You

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for hippopotamus

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for not wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for confusing the Ascension for Christmas

[Makarioi]

Banned for not getting presents on Ascension

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for not buying me a present

[Makarioi]

Banned for thinking a present should be wrapped 

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for saying that I said anything about presents

[Makarioi]

Banned for insinuating negative inclinations about presents 

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for continuing with the "presents" theme which I don't know how to riff on

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for not knowing how to riff

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for not specifying what I don't know how to riff

[Makarioi]

Banned for not defining riff

[PhuturePriest]

Banned for Pharisaical legalism.

[Jack4]

Banned for promethean neo pelagianism. 

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for using weird words that I don't understand 

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for not using preternatural words that nobody apprehends

[Makarioi]

Banned for saying apprehends instead of comprehends 

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for being an English corrector 

[Makarioi]

Banned for reminding me of my elementary school nuns: Dominicans.  

[Guest]

Banned for being reminded of Dominican elementary school nuns.