Ban The Person Above You

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for being non-reasonable

[DominicanHeart]

Banned because I enjoy it

[Makarioi]

Banned for being honest

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for having only 837 posts

[Makarioi]

Banned for being the post police 

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for laughing at me 

[Makarioi]

Banned for having only 839 props

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for having fewer props than that

[Makarioi]

Banned for having more posts and less props -statistically

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for doing the math

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for talking mathematics 

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for not having a Franciscan heart

[Makarioi]

Banned for not knowing my heart is Dominican  

Banned for posting too early without coffee......

[DominicanHeart]

Banned for not giving me any coffee

[Jack4]

Banned for wanting coffee.

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for coffeeism

[Makarioi]

Banned for not wanting coffee

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for banning me for the reason you should be banned for

[DominicanHeart]

Banned because I love to ban you 

[Not A Mallard]

Banned for sadism