PhuturePriest Posted May 22, 2016 Author Share Posted May 22, 2016 30 minutes ago, truthfinder said: Once saw a man just about walk straight into a door because he was averting his eyes from a woman wearing similar leggings - actually they weren't even leggings, just thick 'winter' tights. Much merit was wrought for that man's soul that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 50 minutes ago, Josh said: Or the rad trads I see on facebook. More inspiring post by them on Facebook today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NadaTeTurbe Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 9 hours ago, PhuturePriest said: We're 5 months in without a major drama thread. Consequently, it has been very boring. I am here to fix this. This is a list of all the new actions/things which should result in formal excommunication: Female altar servers Practicing yoga Wearing pantaloons Skirts higher than the mid-point of calves Make-up Looking at anything other than a woman's eyes Hugging before marriage (0.3 second Christian side-hugs performed without eye contact are acceptable under strict supervision and a stop watch) Not using incense as your car freshner Smiling during Mass Telling a joke during a homily A priest expressing any kind of joy whatsoever, especially during Mass Playing Marty Haugen's music at Mass Liking Marty Haugen's music Being Marty Haugen Discuss. Debate. Rip each other's hair out. Add to the list, should you so desire to fan the flames of glorious chaos. True catholic sisters wears chin-covering wimple. Other sisters (with simple wimple, with simple veil or worse, without habit), are liberals protestants communist who should be excommunicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominicanHeart Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 9 hours ago, CatherineM said: I like Marty Haugen. I'm a Trad but I do too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He is Risen! Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Hahaha, knee length wimple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilisa Marie Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Do my parishioners sin by forcing me to work on the Sabbath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 22, 2016 Author Share Posted May 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Basilisa Marie said: Do my parishioners sin by forcing me to work on the Sabbath? The heathens shall henceforth be excommunicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Real Name Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Is excommunication of pantaloon-wearing female altar servers who do not cover their heads with veils (designed by Michael Voris) during yoga a serious enough reason to use NFP for charismatic Catholics who put ketchup on their hot dogs sold to them by Donald Trump? Edited May 22, 2016 by Norseman82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 What? No mention of guns, race/racism, homosexuality, or presidential candidates? Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted May 23, 2016 Author Share Posted May 23, 2016 As you wish. If anyone holds guns are a divine right and practical sacrament that no legitimate authority has the power to take away, let him be anathema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 10 hours ago, Socrates said: What? No mention of guns, race/racism, homosexuality, or presidential candidates? Meh. There's already a thread dedicated to trump...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaeology cat Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 5/21/2016, 11:58:29, Gabriela said: Babies and small children shouldn't be allowed at Mass unless they've been knocked out with liquor or Nyquil. Obviously you use liquor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 This is all Columbus's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Archaeology cat said: Obviously you use liquor It's cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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