Excommunicate Pant-wearing Female Altar Serving Yoga Instructors

[PhuturePriest]

30 minutes ago, truthfinder said:

Once saw a man just about walk straight into a door because he was averting his eyes from a woman wearing similar leggings - actually they weren't even leggings, just thick 'winter' tights.  

Much merit was wrought for that man's soul that day.

[Guest]

50 minutes ago, Josh said:

Or the rad trads I see on facebook.

More inspiring post by them on Facebook today  

[NadaTeTurbe]

9 hours ago, PhuturePriest said:

We're 5 months in without a major drama thread. Consequently, it has been very boring.

I am here to fix this.

This is a list of all the new actions/things which should result in formal excommunication:

Female altar servers
Practicing yoga
Wearing pantaloons
Skirts higher than the mid-point of calves
Make-up
Looking at anything other than a woman's eyes
Hugging before marriage (0.3 second Christian side-hugs performed without eye contact are acceptable under strict supervision and a stop watch)
Not using incense as your car freshner
Smiling during Mass
Telling a joke during a homily
A priest expressing any kind of joy whatsoever, especially during Mass
Playing Marty Haugen's music at Mass
Liking Marty Haugen's music
Being Marty Haugen

Discuss. Debate. Rip each other's hair out. Add to the list, should you so desire to fan the flames of glorious chaos.

True catholic sisters wears chin-covering wimple. Other sisters (with simple wimple, with simple veil or worse, without habit), are liberals protestants communist who should be excommunicated. 

[DominicanHeart]

9 hours ago, CatherineM said:

I like Marty Haugen. 

I'm a Trad but I do too

[He is Risen!]

Hahaha, knee length wimple!

[Basilisa Marie]

Do my parishioners sin by forcing me to work on the Sabbath? 

[PhuturePriest]

1 hour ago, Basilisa Marie said:

Do my parishioners sin by forcing me to work on the Sabbath? 

The heathens shall henceforth be excommunicated.

[Not A Real Name]

Meh

[Norseman82]

Is excommunication of pantaloon-wearing female altar servers who do not cover their heads with veils (designed by Michael Voris) during yoga a serious enough reason to use NFP for charismatic Catholics who put ketchup on their hot dogs sold to them by Donald Trump?

Edited May 22, 2016 by Norseman82

[Socrates]

What?  No mention of guns, race/racism, homosexuality, or presidential candidates?  Meh.

[PhuturePriest]

As you wish.

If anyone holds guns are a divine right and practical sacrament that no legitimate authority has the power to take away, let him be anathema.

[MIKolbe]

10 hours ago, Socrates said:

What?  No mention of guns, race/racism, homosexuality, or presidential candidates?  Meh.

There's already a thread dedicated to trump......

[Archaeology cat]

On 5/21/2016, 11:58:29, Gabriela said:

Babies and small children shouldn't be allowed at Mass unless they've been knocked out with liquor or Nyquil.

Obviously you use liquor

[franciscanheart]

This is all Columbus's fault.

[CatherineM]

5 hours ago, Archaeology cat said:

Obviously you use liquor

It's cheaper.