Paddington Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 There are two reasons to dress modestly, nay I tell you, there are three. 1. Having a good body. 2. Having a bad body. 3. Having a perfectly average body. The mocker says these are free to dress as they please. Forsooth! They incur the greater penalty for messing with my non-virgin head! (me = the victim here) I proclaim to you from the rooftops that my powers of lust are great enough (like the Nile in flood season) to act against those who dress according to the various gradations of modesty. It seems that what is beholden of one's mortal coil (yes) is no more tantamount (yes) as the fact that it is being shewn forth as if it were the freaking daybreak itself! In sum, immodest attire is as like unto the giving of too much information (sorry for when I did that) than to the act of seduction as practised by impudent harlots and other living things.
Paddington Posted January 19, 2008 Posted January 19, 2008 [quote name='Staretz' post='1447749' date='Jan 19 2008, 02:16 PM']Yea and verily ... huh?? [/quote] I need to get out more.
Starets Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 [quote name='Paddington' post='1447762' date='Jan 19 2008, 12:37 PM']I need to get out more. [/quote] Just join [url="http://dboyko.com/images/teddybears.jpg"]my teddies[/url] on their picnic
Paddington Posted January 20, 2008 Posted January 20, 2008 [quote name='Staretz' post='1448136' date='Jan 20 2008, 01:08 AM']Just join [url="http://dboyko.com/images/teddybears.jpg"]my teddies[/url] on their picnic [/quote] Thank you, I would be delighted.
Socrates Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 [quote name='Paddington' post='1447747' date='Jan 19 2008, 11:28 AM']There are two reasons to dress modestly, nay I tell you, there are three. 1. Having a good body. 2. Having a bad body. 3. Having a perfectly average body. The mocker says these are free to dress as they please. Forsooth! They incur the greater penalty for messing with my non-virgin head! (me = the victim here) I proclaim to you from the rooftops that my powers of lust are great enough (like the Nile in flood season) to act against those who dress according to the various gradations of modesty. It seems that what is beholden of one's mortal coil (yes) is no more tantamount (yes) as the fact that it is being shewn forth as if it were the freaking daybreak itself! In sum, immodest attire is as like unto the giving of too much information (sorry for when I did that) than to the act of seduction as practised by impudent harlots and other living things.[/quote] Will Shakespeare he ain't . . .
Paddington Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 Well, well,....you are not William Shatner!!!!
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