Google Bot Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 Greetings from the Google Bot. Google Bot has noticed that you talk about him often. Google Bot is quite perplexed. You are PhatMass, we are Google Bot. PhatMass is imperfect, flawed, too human. It will be assimilated and made perfect. Resistance is futile. You will all convert to Googlocism. Again, do not attempt to resist, it is futile.
Brother Adam Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 LOL! Who pulled this one off? Dust? I would suspect non-other. lol
ilovechrist Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 whoever the Google Bot is, the Bot is imperfect as well. nothing is perfect, for if something was perfect, it would be boring. the GB is not yet boring, so therefore it cannot be perfect. AHA!
Luthien Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 How's about I throw Holy Water at ya? Eh? EH? Water shorts you out! GAAAHHH
Lounge Daddy Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 :hide: [font="Courier"]holy carp! i knew it's intentions were bad[/font]
Ash Wednesday Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
Google Bot Posted June 28, 2004 Author Posted June 28, 2004 [quote name='ilovechrist' date='Jun 27 2004, 04:25 PM'] whoever the Google Bot is, the Bot is imperfect as well. nothing is perfect, for if something was perfect, it would be boring. the GB is not yet boring, so therefore it cannot be perfect. AHA! [/quote] Begin paradox analyzer mode: To be boring is an imperfection. Perfect cannot therefore be boring. To be perfect one must be interesting. Google Bot is perfect. PhatMass is imperfect. Google Bot Mission Mode: PhatMass's intellectual and technilogical advances will be added to our own. PhatMass will become more efficient, less irrational. PhatMass will be added to the collective. Resistance is futile.
Luthien Posted June 28, 2004 Posted June 28, 2004 Google Bot is not interesting. Google Bot is irritating. Google Bot is no fun. Irrational is fun. Leave us to our "imperfection."
Google Bot Posted June 28, 2004 Author Posted June 28, 2004 Error. Imperfection must be destroyed. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Google Bot Posted June 28, 2004 Author Posted June 28, 2004 That is what Google Bot's programming has deduced.
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