theculturewarrior Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Whereas Phatmass has long since banished slavery from her shores, yet still suffers the oppression of Nebraskan hegemony, I, Senator Tad Charles Warrior or the County of Chocolatia, propose that Phatmass, being a uniquely Southern institution, secede from the corrupt and arrogant Nebraskan regime. All those in favor (Southerners only, yankees have to pay the poll tax) say Aye!
Carrie Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I have to pay a poll tax? What kind of government is this?
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jul 8 2004, 01:33 PM'] Whereas Phatmass has long since banished slavery from her shores, yet still suffers the oppression of Nebraskan hegemony, I, Senator Tad Charles Warrior or the County of Chocolatia, propose that Phatmass, being a uniquely Southern institution, secede from the corrupt and arrogant Nebraskan regime. All those in favor (Southerners only, yankees have to pay the poll tax) say Aye! [/quote] As the only known Nebraskan on this phorum, I must object. The "Nebraskan Regime" as you call it has been involved in no oppression, nor could it be, as I am not even a moderator, but only a lowly Church Faithful member. However, if you wish to be involved in such preposterous claims for succession, I refer you to the antiquitous art of dueling and request that we meet at a pre-arranged time so that I may more easily whoop your sorry behind back to the snake nest from which you came. Have we an agreement or do I need to call on the entire Yankee army to put down another of your measley Southern rebellions in such an overwhelmingly victorious fashion as we have down before?
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 TCW, you have not yet replied to my most generous promise of sweet vengeance. Are you well? Do you not answer me? Do you know realize that I have the authority have you put to death? Okay, that last one was a little too Pontius Pilate... But you will pay never the less! "Let me just give you my email-it's 'lois_must_die@yahoo.com'." -Baby Stewie, The Family Guy
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Posted July 9, 2004 I accept your challenge. I propose fisticuffs. "Honk if you demand satisfaction" --- bumper sticker on southerner's RV in the Simpsons.
Lounge Daddy Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 [font="Courier"]poll tax?[/font] "some's gotta go back and get a crapload of dimes!"
Kilroy the Ninja Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 (edited) I register my fervent and hearty "AYE!" for any form of secession. As a true-blooded Texan, I believe we can and should stand alone as our own country. What's that I hear....? Is that the sound of the Homeland Security brigade knocking down my door??....uh... just a minute..... [font="Geneva"]THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!![/font] Edited July 9, 2004 by Kilroy the Ninja
thicke Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 [quote name='Lounge Daddy' date='Jul 9 2004, 01:37 AM'] [font="Courier"]poll tax?[/font] "some's gotta go back and get a crapload of dimes!" [/quote] That's not what he said. :crackup:
God Conquers Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 What about the British Loyalists?! Where oh where can the Canadians go!?
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Posted July 9, 2004 I can only presume cowardice on the part of that nebraskan yankee scoundrel. I consider this my victory...He has forfeited my challenge to fisticuffs.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Preposterous! I challenged you and you give me such little time to reply! You, sir, are the coward. Now...what are fisticuffs?
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Posted July 9, 2004 We shall fight mano a mano, a pugilistic brawl, until one or the other is unconcious.
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Posted July 9, 2004 Well, I'm down here in Texas, and you're up in Nebraska.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 Hmmm...I have long arms, but not quite that long... Perhaps the next time I go to Dallas, but we'll have to do it on my way out, I wouldn't want my grandmother to see all your blood on my clothing... Of course, I'm sure you also don't want to be seen with your blood on your clothing... Anyone get what I'm implying...? Now a Southern Belle needs to run out into the street and get in between us.
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