Dr.Hampsterveil Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: :transform: MY OWN ARMY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*teen4Christ* Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 what is up with the army?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Just to let you know, if this guy ever runs for president, don't vote for him. [img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/133324/11_2_072904_lieberman.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*teen4Christ* Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 ha ha you are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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*teen4Christ* Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 omg!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Papal Bowling [url="http://www.flashgames.it/papal_bowling.html"]http://www.flashgames.it/papal_bowling.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*teen4Christ* Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 that is really sad!! LOL but very fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted August 2, 2004 Author Share Posted August 2, 2004 Read this: Kids on the Old and New Testaments This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy! * In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. * Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. * Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. * The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. * Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. * Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. * The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. * The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. * Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol. * The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. * David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. * Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. * When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. * When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. * Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. * Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone." * It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. * The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. * One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. * St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. * Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted August 2, 2004 Author Share Posted August 2, 2004 Did you guys check out my profile picture? [img]http://phorum.phatmass.com/uploads/photo-507.jpg[/img] Make yours here... [url="http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/"]http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 nice... you always find intersting things, somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Paladin would like this: [img]http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/916.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*teen4Christ* Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 ha ha good stuff!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted August 4, 2004 Author Share Posted August 4, 2004 Man's pants explode! [url="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127839,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127839,00.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*teen4Christ* Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 where do you get this stuff?? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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