Jokes

[Guest T-Bone]

A man is driving through the country, when his car stalls and dies. He opens the hood, but is unable to determine the problem.

A cow walks up, and nudges the man out of the way. She looks at the engine for a few minutes, and says to the guy, "Your carborator is shot."

Meanwhile, a farmer pulls up in his pick-up and gives the man a ride into town. While on the way, he relates what just happened to the farmer.

The farmer tells him, "Oh, don't pay attention tyo Ol' Bossy, she don't know a thing about cars."

[i feel like im taking crzy pills]

Ahhh! Soo funny... :rotfl:

[Guest T-Bone]

com'on, it wasn't THAT funny. Just a stupid joke I was told by a seven year old once.

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='StColette' date='Sep 3 2004, 01:56 AM'] One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle and carried the boy outside.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" [/quote]
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