Aloysius Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 alright everyone, when the Holy Spirit leads you to discover that the Catholic Church is the Christian Church that was established by Jesus Christ, post here. if you post here, you are obligated to become Catholic. Otherwise you are sinning by presenting yourself as ready to be Catholic when you really aren't, and thus, you are not being truthful. B) i'll wait here as long as it takes! cooome on, you know you want to! and don't think that you're gonna be converted because of talkin to a bunch of Phatmassers. No, the mistake you made which made resistance to Catholocism futile was coming to PhatMass and letting a bunch of faithful Catholics know you existed, because now you got a bunch of devoted Catholics prayin for you constantly. remember: NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC! NO POSTS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BECOME CATHOLIC!
Freaky Chik Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 Steve, you posted in here... does this mean you want to become catholic? :D Oh dear, Im' posting here too... and I don't wanna be catholic... have i just sinned? i love you all
skuba steve Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 dont desicrate this post silly!!! It's serious.
[jas] Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 I also declare that anybody posting in this thread has to stand on their head and sing "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" three times. Remember, if you've posted in this thread and you don't do it, you're lying and sinning. Don't forget to bring that up at your next confession.
Paladin D Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 Stupid Star Trek. Should've had a Star Wars reference... "Come with me" - Luke Skywalker Or "It's pointless to resist" - Darth Vader
Jake Huether Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 Sorry Aloysius, I for one am kinda upset that Steve, et al didn't respect your request. I will pray for him and the others, that they might know when to draw the line on sillyness.
Paladin D Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 (edited) Sorry Aloysius, I for one am kinda upset that Steve, et al didn't respect your request. I will pray for him and the others, that they might know when to draw the line on sillyness. Actually I'm ready to become Catholic. I just need to get to a RCIA program. :( Edited September 17, 2003 by Paladin D
Jake Huether Posted September 17, 2003 Posted September 17, 2003 Actually I'm ready to become Catholic. I just need to get to a RCIA program. No, no... Sorry Paladin. You weren't counted in my "et al". I was refering to those that are mocking this thread. I know you desire to know the fullness of Truth. ;)
skuba steve Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 if one posseses that much faith that people are going to be converted at phatmass which was stated and not merely suggested... than it doesn't matter what we say.... if you have faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains... Im just waiting for the faith to be manifested theough the power of God to convert people to the one true truth.
Paladin D Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 Im just waiting for the faith to be manifested theough the power of God to convert people to the one true truth. There's a bunch of proclaimed truths, which one is the true truth?
skuba steve Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 the truth will be revealed when we all convert and become roman catholics.
Jake Huether Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 the truth will be revealed when we all convert and become roman catholics. You will only have to wait a short mortal life on earth to find out? :o
skuba steve Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 Resistance Is Futile!, conversions to be coming soon @ phatmass ...apparantly not
Jake Huether Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 ...apparantly not What's stopping you. Can we help to clarify some points you might be confused with? :)
Paladin D Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 the truth will be revealed when we all convert and become roman catholics. "That's better" - Arnold from Jingle All The Way
skuba steve Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 to be honest, i don't want to be converted. No offence, but personally i think that the Roman Catholic Church kinda smells of elderberries. Just being honest.
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