Ash Wednesday Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 I love dumb jokes. Like, this one, I hear it and inexplicably I can't stop laughing because of its simple stupidity: Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 Why are there so many Smith's in the phone book? Because they all have phones!
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 What's invisable and smells like carrots? Bunny fluffy air extractions! :fluffy air extraction: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 What do you get when you play a Country music song backwards? You get your dog back, you get your wife back, you get your truck back, ...
Guest T-Bone Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 When geese migrate, the travel in the V-formation. This allows for efficency, as the goose in the front acts as a wind-breaker, making turbulance, so the geese behind have an easier job. One leg of the V is usually longer than the other one, and this has mystified scientists for ages. One very intelligent person has come up with a theroy that has yet to be disproved. He theorizes that the reason one side of the V is longer than the other is: are you ready? There's more geese in it.
BullnaChinaShop Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 Why do elephant paint their toenails red? (I don't know) So they can hide in Cherry trees. (Yeah right) Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (no) It must work.
homeschoolmom Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 [quote name='T-Bone' date='Aug 30 2004, 01:16 PM'] There's more geese in it. [/quote] Don't tell this joke to Theoketos...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Do you know how long cows should be milked? Same as the short ones!
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 One atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron" "Are you positive?"
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 What word begins with 'f' and ends with 'uck'? Firetruck!!!
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. (If you don't get it at first, say the joke aloud)
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 A hamburger walks into the bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 [quote](If you don't get it at first, say the joke aloud) [/quote] I was being obtuse!!!
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 How do you tell if there's an elephant in your 'fridge? There's footprints in the butter. How do you tell if there's two elephants in your fridge? There's two sets of footprints in the butter. How do you tell if there's three elephants in your 'fridge? The door won't close.
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