Keep Your California Girls

[theculturewarrior]

Keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas,
You can keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas.

Oh why can't they all be petite señoritas?
A cute southern girl or a Tejana linda?
No me importa si guera o morenita,
Son todas hermosas, anglas y latinas!

Keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas,
You can keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas.

A traditional woman is good for your soul.
If she has a boyfriend then she'll let you know.
And if she doesn't want one, she'll tell you that too...
and no hanky panky till she marries you.

Keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas,
You can keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas.

Oh I want a girlfriend who calls God her Father,
who loves family and thinks I'm worth the bother.
Don't want to go on a date with her lawyer,
don't want to worship her earth goddess mother,
I need a girl who's a real culture warrior,
I need a girl who's not from CALIFORNIA!!!!!

Keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas,
You can keep your California girls, I'm going back to Texas.


© 2003 Justin Lawrence

[StColette]

ooooooooooooooooooooh I love it !!! hehe

[J.R.D]

I like it

[theculturewarrior]

I thought you would Colette.

Listen to it here:

[url="http://www.ryanmeyers.com/dust"]http://www.ryanmeyers.com/dust[/url]

[Theoketos]

Yo that song speaks to me!

[lifeteenchick527]

r u trying to diss california girls TCW?

[theculturewarrior]

You seem like a real sweetheart, Alena, but California girls already have their own song. Southern girls needed one.

[VeraMaria]

What about non-amrican girls we need a song

But it's AWESOME Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StColette]

hehe southern girls rock hehe I'm not technically a Texas girl but I only live 5 mins from the Texas/Louisiana border lol so I'm close

Edited September 18, 2004 by StColette

[lifeteenchick527]

umm....ok fine...i guess one is okay

[theculturewarrior]

Thanks everybody.

I learned something new today...

(Phorums attract visual learners...post the lyrics, silly!)

[lifeteenchick527]

lol....yw

[homeschoolmom]

why isn't there a song about MN girls? don't we look cute in our parkas?

[theculturewarrior]

[theculturewarrior]

Hey mom, I posted a new song to the Phanpage...it is me playing my nieces right handed guitar upside down. (I play lefty).

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 18 2004, 07:21 PM'] [/quote]

[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 18 2004, 07:24 PM'] [/quote]
I think it would be awesome to live in a state where God sets the dress code.

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 18 2004, 07:25 PM'] I think it would be awesome to live in a state where God sets the dress code. [/quote]
I had no idea that snowmobile suits had the heavenly stamp of approval...

[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 18 2004, 07:30 PM'] I had no idea that snowmobile suits had the heavenly stamp of approval... [/quote]
Maybe I think that because I've never been to MN in winter (or ever )

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 18 2004, 07:35 PM'] Maybe I think that because I've never been to MN in winter (or ever ) [/quote]


well, that's just wrong... Get up here (quick, before the snow flies!)