What Should I Name My Favorite Coat?

[theculturewarrior]

Fall is coming again, and soon the whether will be a breezy 75, which means, according to the library chill factor, I will need a coat. And I have one! I :wub: it!

It is a brown cordoroy sports jacket. It makes me look like a professor. In fact, I've been confused for the professor when wearing this jacket, many times.

My sister had a favorite jacket she named woobie. My jacket deserves a name too. What should I name it?

[homeschoolmom]

you wear a coat in 75* weather? Wuss...

[theculturewarrior]

They keep the library pretty cold.

[homeschoolmom]

mmmm... Well, okay... if you say so....

[theculturewarrior]

So what should I name my coat?

[homeschoolmom]

I dunno... the amazing technocolor brown jacket?

[theculturewarrior]

I like that! Keep em comin...maybe we'll have another poll.

[theculturewarrior]

How about doo doo? "Get your hands off my doo doo."

"would you hand me my doo doo?"

[homeschoolmom]

Okay, you'd like to have a girlfriend at some point, right....?

[theculturewarrior]

is poo poo better?

[homeschoolmom]

ask me again when the baby is fully potty trained and I don't have to deal with poo poo all day long... but for now, NO!

[cmotherofpirl]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 22 2004, 10:31 AM'] Fall is coming again, and soon the whether will be a breezy 75, which means, according to the library chill factor, I will need a coat. And I have one! I :wub: it!

It is a brown cordoroy sports jacket. It makes me look like a professor. In fact, I've been confused for the professor when wearing this jacket, many times.

My sister had a favorite jacket she named woobie. My jacket deserves a name too. What should I name it? [/quote]
breezy 75?

Most people are in bikinis at 75 degrees

[theculturewarrior]

That's seventy five degrees [i]outside[/i]!

You have to account for the library chill factor.

[homeschoolmom]

do the books make it colder?

[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 22 2004, 09:17 AM'] do the books make it colder? [/quote]
In a matter of speaking, yes. The library has one A/C system that cools the entire library, and the library has a lot of old books, and some records. It's the same idea as preserving food by keeping it cold...mold is bad for old books, so are fluctuations in temperture, humidity, etc.

[homeschoolmom]

how 'bout... Brownie? or Hershey? Or... (I went through this a few months ago trying to help a friend name her chocolate lab puppy)

I think I finally suggested Dr. Pepper... (which I think is a great name for a dog)... she thought I was nuts.

[theculturewarrior]

Brownie? Hershey? How is that any better than poo poo?

I was thinking frankenwoobie, because my jacket is so misunderstood.

[theculturewarrior]

Frankenbrownie?

[Sojourner]

I think you should avoid names like doo doo and poo poo, personally.

But you do need a short, catchy name ... playing off the amazing technicolor idea, how about "the dreamjacket"?

[Sojourner]

With due respect to your sister, where I come from "woobie" is associated with a child's blanket, and if you want to get a girl you might want to avoid associating yourself with something along those lines.

Just a thought ...