1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this.
Birgitta Noel Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 (said in a southern drawl) Ah would ahgree with ya if ya were talking about cold tea sir, but ah believe the little lady was referen to the hot version of our southern delicacy which we don't drink down south because it's too *&^*% HOT!
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Sep 28 2004, 09:52 PM'] I blackmailed a teacher out of giving me a Saturday school, once. More on that later. [/quote] Okay, I promised more on it... It was my freshman year of high school and my history class was split into two sections by the lunch hour. Well, the teacher broke the rules and let us go to first lunch this particular day so that we could return earier and she wouldn't have to break the lesson plan. Well, I forgot and I ended up arriving ten minutes late to class. She gave me the evil eye when I came in and I only then realized what was going on. She told me she'd have to give me a Saturday school. Well, I was considering becoming a lawyer then, sill me, and I had the school guidelines book in my backpack, so I looked it up. She couldn't give me a Saturday school unless I was fifteen minutes late. I was only ten minutes late, you will recall. I spoke up in class, "ummm...you can't give me a Saturday school." "Yes I can," came the reply. "No, Mrs. Horner, you can't. It says so right here." "I can and will." "Well, okay...but I'd have to go defend myself to the principal...and if I did that, I would have to tell her the situation, including that you let us out of class early for lunch..." Her face startes turning red and her lips curl. "...and I would hate to get you into trouble." "Well, Mr. Murphy, you seem to have made an honest mistake. I'll let you off the hood this once."
Tony Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='immaculata' date='Sep 28 2004, 09:10 PM'] 7. The natural sugars in the honey, if left on my teeth for an extended period of time without properly brushing, could cause me to develop a cavity and rot my teeth out. This would put an enormous financial strain on my family’s dental insurance, and as a result we may have to fire the butler. [/quote] That one is brilliant! Let us know if he liked the list or not When In 10th grade ( this happened about 10 years ago) I had gotten an in school suspension for telling a classmate off. SHe was laughing at me because I did some assignment wrong, needless to say I was pretty upset. I didnt the in school suspension to be as bad as people said it was honestly. All I needed was some creativity and newspaper when my work was done, and I had me a game of alphabet baseball. Hits, outs, home runs, etc pending on what the next letter was
rachael Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 29 2004, 01:26 AM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] sorry, not this southern phatmasser
Theoketos Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] *backing up*
StColette Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] Completely backing you up
rachael Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 well, my parents are from Michigan, i do have some northern influence
Lil Red Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 [quote name='immaculata' date='Sep 28 2004, 07:10 PM'] I should only partake in beverages that fully represent my Catholic heritage, such as beer. [/quote] :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
musturde Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 2. The art of drinking tea is a cultural tradition that is strongly linked to the region of China, and Chinese people are overwhelmingly Buddhist. Therefore, by drinking tea, I am promoting a culture that not only kills baby girls, but also preaches a false philosophy. I should only partake in beverages that fully represent my Catholic heritage, such as beer. Gold.
Kaeldra Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 [quote name='musturde' date='Sep 29 2004, 05:21 PM'] 2. The art of drinking tea is a cultural tradition that is strongly linked to the region of China, and Chinese people are overwhelmingly Buddhist. Therefore, by drinking tea, I am promoting a culture that not only kills baby girls, but also preaches a false philosophy. I should only partake in beverages that fully represent my Catholic heritage, such as beer. Gold. [/quote] Pure Gold
MagiDragon Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 y'know, the fact that i haven't seen Katrina on yet is starting to make me think she *did* get in trouble for the letter . . . I hope not! The beer part actually *could* get her in trouble with some people.
franciscanheart Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 hahahahahhaha that was hilarious!! props!! ugh.... detention
immaculata Posted September 30, 2004 Author Posted September 30, 2004 [quote name='MagiDragon' date='Sep 29 2004, 08:18 PM'] y'know, the fact that i haven't seen Katrina on yet is starting to make me think she *did* get in trouble for the letter . . . I hope not! The beer part actually *could* get her in trouble with some people. [/quote] I'm here! Just busy.. had CCD tonite.. I'm not sure what the dean thought of my letter.. I walked into his office this morning, set it on his desk, and ran away before he could read it! :ph34r: ...but, he didn't send a runner down to give me a detention slip, so I think I'm okay.
franciscanheart Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] TOTALLY backing you up on this!!
Colleen Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 [quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Sep 28 2004, 11:26 PM'] Blackberry Tea???? Everyone knows the only real tea is sweet tea! I know my fellow Southern phatmassers will back me up on this. [/quote] I'm not a Southerner, but I'll back you up on that one, too!
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