JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 Okay so today wasn't such a bad day......okay it was ..haha...See this is how my day went..ahem *clears throat* I went to a Family Christmas party today, and I was wearing a skirt..anyways so one of my older cousins drank a little too much eggnog and puked on my shirt..so I had to change..then me and my cousin Matthew were doing Karaoke and we both tripped over the mic cord..and fell in what seemed to be dog urine. After that incident me and my sister came home around 9:20 and left to go visit one of her friends that lives 30 minutes away from us (she was visiting her grandmother)..so we went out to her grandma's house (which is in the COUNTRY) and when I walked out a snaked crawled up my leg..and I was wearing a skirt..can you emagine how loud I screamed?... So I changed into some pants at her house then when me and my sister were leaving..my very **SMART** sister backed into a ditch that , and if she would have back up a little more the car would have split in two and..well it wouldn't have been a pretty site... so we had to get her friends dad and uncle to help us get out of the ditch.... Okay so you're probably saying "Wow what a sucky day" but no..while we were on the freeway there was these two guys in a truck next to us and they kept blowing kisses at me and winking **barf** ...and my sister was laughing because it was funny..and she's like "LOOK JOANNA THEY'RE CALLING YOU!" so I turned around to look at them..and then I saw IT...the guy on the passenger side MOONED ME AND SLAPPED HIS..well..his left cheek.. BLAH IT WAS GROSS..my Christmas is officially ruined. Have a nice Holiday
Lil Red Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 oh ewwww...... bad mental images on so many levels! :group: sorry about your day!
WillT Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 What some guys will do for attention. I sincerely appologize for their actions on the behalf of my entire sometimes stupid and irrational sex.
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='WillT' date='Dec 26 2004, 02:21 AM']What some guys will do for attention. I sincerely appologize for their actions on the behalf of my entire sometimes stupid and irrational sex.[/quote] [u]SOMETIMES[/u] stupid!?!?..try always Haha j/k... blah it's okay..I guess..boys will be boys
DemonSlayer Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 Well, I hope that boxing day's a better day for you.
WillT Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 [quote]boys will be boys [/quote] Let's just hope they grow out of mooning young ladies on the freeway!
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='WillT' date='Dec 26 2004, 02:29 AM'] Let's just hope they grow out of mooning young ladies on the freeway! [/quote] Haha yes..or else..the world will [u]LITERTALLY[/u] come to an end
Phazzan Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 I suppose I'll have to take it upon myself to maintain and uphold the respect and dignity of women in today's society.
WillT Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='JoannaBanana' date='Dec 26 2004, 02:35 AM'] Haha yes..or else..the world will [u]LITERTALLY[/u] come to an end [/quote] Well duh! That's what Rev. 12:23 REALLY means! P.S. This is sarcasm. I don't even know if that verse is real.
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='Phazzan' date='Dec 26 2004, 02:37 AM'] I suppose I'll have to take it upon myself to maintain and uphold the respect and dignity of women in today's society. [/quote] BWHAHA!!!!!!...you make me giggle
Pio Nono Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 JMJ 12/26 - The Holy Family (St. Stephen the Protomartyr) Not gonna lie, the mooning thing is pretty funny - if only it weren't so unoriginal.
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='Pio Nono' date='Dec 26 2004, 02:53 AM'] JMJ 12/26 - The Holy Family (St. Stephen the Protomartyr) Not gonna lie, the mooning thing is pretty funny - if only it weren't so unoriginal. [/quote] Pretty funny!!?!? Try more like..scary
Pio Nono Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 JMJ 12/26 - The Holy Family (St. Stephen the Protomartyr) What are you doing up this time of night - go to bed! I have an excuse - I'm in Rome, and it's 9am.
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='Pio Nono' date='Dec 26 2004, 03:01 AM'] JMJ 12/26 - The Holy Family (St. Stephen the Protomartyr) What are you doing up this time of night - go to bed! I have an excuse - I'm in Rome, and it's 9am. [/quote] Hehe..i cant sleep..I really dont know why..maybe it's the chocolate cake I ate..or maybe i'm afraid of getting nightmares (haha)
JoannaBanana Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='littleflower' date='JMJ+Dec 26 2004, 03:31 AM'] those guys deserve a pounding [/quote] I say me and you tag team against them!!!
littleflower+JMJ Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 [quote name='JoannaBanana' date='Dec 26 2004, 03:39 AM'] I say me and you tag team against them!!! [/quote] tag team is back again.
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