napoleon dynamite

[therevolution]

today is the 3rd time i go to the mall and spend over 100 dollars yet i just quit my job, so im sad buuuuuuuuut i bought napoleon dynamite after many recomendations ... so hopefully that'll cheer me up, whats your fav line(s) from the movie?

[rachael]

gooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[christ_myantidrug]

oh this is my favorite move ever!




"do the chickens have large talons?"

[rachael]

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

[christ_myantidrug]

"youre just jealous because ive been chatting with babes all day"

[therevolution]

im starting to get T/Oed she hasnt even sent me a full body pic yet

[cathgirl]

I want to see that movie soooo badly!!

[christ_myantidrug]

"for Gods sake napoleon just make yourself some dang casaDILLas!"

[rachael]

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Napoleon]
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

[Carnanc]

I keep hearing about this movie, but never remember to go and see it!!

[christ_myantidrug]

well its on video now, so you can rent it or buy it!

[rachael]

or see it in the dollar theater, like me

[christ_myantidrug]

i did that, lol after i had already seen it three times

[traichuoi]

summer: "does anyone wanna eat chimineychangas next year? i don't"

[Dreamweaver]

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Possibly the best pickup line ever, along with the milk one.

"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because
you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk."

[BLAZEr]

"A frickin twelve guage what do you think?"

[traichuoi]

"there's alot more where this came from if you come to the dance with me"

[rachael]

Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

[Rebirth flame]

Pedro offers you his protection.

[PaxVobis]

Pedro: "It's a Sledgehammer"...Napoleon: "Dang.. Have you ever taken it off of any sweet jumps?"